Dance Macabre

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

Great post everyone, hit the showers

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

can we pleaseeee get weirder and freakier and more fucked up and violent and bad it’s like nobody wants to get weird and freaky and fucked up and violent and bad anymore

so called live 'streamers' and not a single one of them is currently fishing for bass

Puki, I think you're looking at the wrong category on Twitch.

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

yall are really into this one huh

some of yall didn't know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that's plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-