to the lost horizon

im still in the universe where frank sucks on mels tits at work to establish dominance

also mel absolutely goes BOOB TIME and lifts her shirt to show frank she wants boob time

i wish mel and frank did disgusting and perverted things to each other in s3 that made all of their coworkers deeply uncomfortable and resulted in stacks of hr paperwork

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

my favorite trope in the world is mel’s dead mother having been a homewrecker and mel trying and failing to break the cycle

I just know in my heart of hearts that Mel LOVES taking boiling hot showers that are awful for the skin but so so satisfying and that Frank almost burns himself the first time he decides to surprise her joining her in the shower

frank recording their first time through her Webcam, and years down the line, he calls her into their room and he has his computer set up in the side table and mel gasps when he hits play. He fingers her as he makes her watch and he doesnt let her look away or close her eyes 🤩