to the lost horizon

i think it guy frank and mel have like. the most pathetic sex ever. frank has never touched a girl ever and mel has no coordination at all. their first time, all they do is grind against one another and they don't even talk, they're just grunting and whining and breathing hard into each other's mouths.

“mel says lots of nice things about you” hits different when you realize mel had been hearing TONS of gossip about frank at work and refused to participate in any of it for a single second because she reveres him so much. like lmfao becca was really fed up because mel had nobody else to talk to about the kind, gentle, supportive version of her beloved friend that only she remembers!!! her ass was talking becca’s ear off for ten months every day worrying if he’d ever come back or wishing she could tell him about a case and the one day becca comes in she’s like “ohhhhh shit yeah THIS is the guy my sister won’t shut up about. thank god he’s back i see why he made such an impression on her hot damn ok mel” like it’s so perfect

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..