“THE SKIN IN WHICH HE LIVES”

anybody got a gif of kristen stewart slapping her twilight dummy?

gods work

getting unfollowed by mutuals is kinda like losing custody of your kids but worse

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Chaz & Sir Quacksalot

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

We’re gonna have an orgasm denial party and no, you can’t come.

this could be us

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them