“THE SKIN IN WHICH HE LIVES”

anybody got a gif of kristen stewart slapping her twilight dummy?

gods work

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

my mutual, you cannot change both your pfp and username at the same time. i almost killed you

so zendaya CAN wear a beautiful thematic outfit to a movie premiere without wearing stolen ancient relics from a country that her country is currently bombing. wonderful

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

it has always been a dream of mine to relax