DO I CREEP U OUT?

man everytime my cat catches a bug she always eats the whole thing but one little roach leg 😭 its like when serial killers take the thumb its tacky

ok lowkey im the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you. dont be mad though

im your only friend, im not your only friend, but im a little glowing friend, but really im not actually your friend, but i am. DONT BE MAD

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

two weeks into a month long course and professor hasnt graded anything. if we get to week four with nothing graded i will throw a fit so big youll wanna buy tickets, jeer, and throw peanuts at me while i scream