Heās so flappyā¦ā¦.this made me cry
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Heās so flappyā¦ā¦.this made me cry

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Broke af?
But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that thereās a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young sonā¦on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?
Let me tell you a thing.
This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and thatās it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then.Ā
This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didnāt have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together.Ā
AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing.Ā
You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already.Ā
Hereās her list of kitchen basics.Ā
Bake your own bread. Itās easier than you think.Ā Hereās a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic.Ā
Make your own pastaāgluten free.Ā
She gets it. She really does.Ā This is the article that started it all. Itās calledĀ āHunger Hurtsā.
She has vegan recipes.
A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soupā¦or throw in some flour for binding and youāve got yourself a burger.Ā
Donāt have an oven or the stove isnāt available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section.Ā
She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project calledĀ āLiving Below the Lineā where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days.Ā
Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and thatās a fabulous feeling.Ā
Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. Thatās your super emergency money. Make sure they donāt charge by the month for lack of use, though.
I donāt care if it sounds like an advertisementāyou wonāt be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical healthāand dammit, foodās right in the center of that.Ā
If you donāt need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this.Ā
Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you donāt need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.
Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone whoās ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.
Fuck hunger. If anyone can find this usefulā¦Ā
Links are broken, hereās her website:Ā https://cookingonabootstrap.com/
Good recipes, good food, seriously low cost.
@bitchesgetriches I thought y'all would find this helpful to your followers
You were heckin right.
To whoever who might find this, I hope it helps
Iām sorry, but I had to do it!
Video
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
āReal isnāt how you are made,ā said the Skin Horse. āItās a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real ⦠Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things donāt matter at all, because once you are Real you canāt be ugly, except to people who donāt understand.ā
ā Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit
Notice she says āwhoā it was and not āwhatā it was.
Im crying
sobbing and clutching my stuffed lion i have slept with nearly every night for 33 years. i canāt fathom being separated from him long enough to not recognize him on sight, but if you blindfolded me and held up things to smell, iād know him just as quickly and as hard as she did.
Video link is broken so here it is on YouTube, and I was already sniffling but then I saw this in the comments:
āThe teddy bear was given to Jessicaās mother as a baby shower gift. After a long life, the bear was no more than part of head and a torn apart body with no stuffing. After a month of research and scouring through 10,000 vintage teddy bears online, Jessicaās fiancee was finally able to obtain the missing pieces of the bear, and had have him brought back to life at the local Teddy Bear Hospital.ā
So thatās why she didnāt recognize him ā heād been so damaged that they had to reconstruct him. And now Iām crying even harder.
Nonono I can't cry. I can't cry!
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fuck..
I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is āfix thisā, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account. Ā "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurersā cart or healing a broken arm or āfixingā a lock so that itās in what the wizard considers the ācorrectā (unlocked) position.Ā Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.
Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this
Other casters: Thatās not really how spells -
Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Ā Guess we donāt need a bridge.
Casters: How -
Wizard: *points at logs that wonāt catch fire* Fix this
Other casters: Thereās been too much rain, it wonāt -
Wizard: Ā I fixed it so that itās in the same state it was yesterday. Ā Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?
Casters: What -
Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this
Other casters: THATāS NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WEāRE GOING TO DIE
Dragon: *coughs* Did you just⦠cure my intestinal problems? Ā Iāve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down. Ā I wonāt forget this kindness.
Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W
Iām dying šš
YES!!!

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tavros: iTāS NOT āBACONā, iTāS A PIG, tavros: iTāS NOT āVEALā, iTāS A CALF, tavros: iTāS NOT āSTEAKā, iTāS A COW, tavros: iTāS NOT āMEATā, iTāS AN ANIMAL,,,
vriska: Itās not āfruitā, itās dividing cells that accumul8 fructoseā¦Ā
sollux: iit2 not deliivery, iit2 diigiiorno
aradia: its n0t a scene its a g0d damn arms race
eridan: its not ālevvioSAā its ālevviOsaā
kanaya: Maybe Its Maybelline
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite beingĀ āthe circle of stupidity is completeā
mine might be that one karkat rant likeĀ āyour vehicle is parked squarely in theĀ ānobody gives a fuckā zoneā
āYes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.ā
āshit. letās be santaā
āiām 13 u eggā
That might be the saddest thing Iāve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.Ā It was because shut up.Ā Shut up is why.
Iād throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
āHow old are you?ā ā6ā āGoddamnā
Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESNāT THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.
āYou have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of emptyā is my favorite tbh
@pacifriske
āThis is exactly why babies shouldnāt be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistolsā
God launders in mysterious ways.
today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.
this oneās a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry itās Ā just 9 pages, and about some rats⦠itās more symbolic than anything really
(itās completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with āpuzzleboyā) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

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