Things those kids never said

when submitting quotes to incorrect homestuck quotes please. um. apply them to homestuck characters

hiveswap characters are fine (though we have also pointed people in the direction of hiveswap-specific quote blogs in the past) but like. jailbreak, bardquest, problem sleuth, psycholonials etc we dont really do cause to be frank most of us just arent as familiar with them. this also goes for quotes with ocs and trollsonas / kidsonas cause uh. We Dont Know Who This Is

please just keep that in mind when rollin up to submit something ok thx stay sillay

Kankri: Intr9duce y9urself t9 her. Ask her a69ut her interests and h966ies and ingratiate y9urself t9 her. Ask if she wants t9 get drinks s9metime, and make it a date.

Kankri: The same way y9u w9uld with any 9ther w9man.

Kanaya: Vriska This Is Actually A Door Not A Wall -- Regards Society

Jade: follow your dreams!!!

Karkat: I LITERALLY ONLY HAVE NIGHTMARES.

Rose: Question everything.

John: why?

WV: yo girl, on a scale of 1 to america, how free are you tonight?

Dave: that's a great line but underneath it someone wrote

GAMZEE: *rEmEmBeRs ThAt SaYiN i WaNt To KiLl A mOtHeRfUcKeR oUtTa ThE bLuE pRoBaBlY aInT mOtHaFuCkIn HeAlThY*

GAMZEE: play ddr

NEPETA: :33 < wheres mewlin?

Terezi: YOU KNOW HOW TH1S WORKS, SH3 H4S TO F1GUR3 1T OUT H3RS3LF

Vriska: You don't understand, she's 8een so 8ad l8ly. I don't know if I can take this any longer.

John, entering the room: hey have you girls seen my big jacket, the one that doesn't make me hate myself so much? wonder why it does that. anyway, i'm gonna go play dnd with rose, she said it was girls only so dave couldn't come but for some reason she invited me anyway, lol. i'm thinking about playing a cool knight lady, just for variety. anyway bye!

Vriska, looking at Terezi:

Terezi: D34R GOD

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The moment Vriska tries to tell John she gets interrupted by a catbird enby speedrunner no clipping into the room and sucker punching her to enforce the Prime Directive.

Vriska: Let me forcefem my gf, goddamit!!!!!!!!

Davepetasprite^2: B33 < things n33d to happen naturally let her furgur things out on purr own

John, having never understood a thing in her life and is not about to start now: hell yeah, kick her ass babe!

Vriska jumps and dashes with the precise angle and timing to send the sprite flying across the air at hyper speed

John: WOAH! YOU CAN WAVE DASH!?

Vriska: Yeah, dude. All trans girls can. It's like a side effect of the hormones or something.

John: that's so cool! damn, i wish i was a trans girl.

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Mom Lalonde: and if someone doesn’t want to hear him say swear words, they can just not watch jerma. but if someone doesn’t want to hear swear words at school, they can’t just leave school about it, so that’s why we don’t swear in public places like school, only at home. there r some people who don’t ever want to hear swear words, like grandma and grandpa.

Rose: *nods*

Rose:

Dirk: Y'know, for the bit.

Dirk: ...

Sollux: 2uck my diick2!

Eridan: *whispering* but i am allergic to shrimp

*Sollux starts strangling him*

THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD: YEAH! WOOO!

EXECUTIONER DARKLEER: No! +>ake him +>o +>he police.

rose: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, movie lover.

john: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

rose: Did I mention oblivious?

john: Yeah, why?