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I got to do Gilmore in last week’s Netherdeep session. That was a bonus to giving my Fighter an honest to god Gunblade.
It was a ton of fun. I generally don’t run a horny game, so calling my characters “Handsome” was an absolute hoot. And it’s not canonically out of the question: he’s from Ank’harel, and Aabria established that he’s franchising in the M9/BH era, I saw my shot and took it.
It was fanservice, and the fan being serviced was me.
Somebody on the Tale Gate Youtube comments said re: the Schemers “Three cheers for the Mighty 9 to 5”, and it cured my mental issues.
Quite recently, a second species of spinosaur was officially confirmed - Spinosaurus mirabilis Because of its elongated crest and magical sounding name I felt like depicting it in the style of 16th century paintings that portrayed young maidens with a unicorn
saw @ farevalee9s art of Gale Waterdeep with a gun on Instagram and just had to recreate it with Caleb
He might be out of spells, but he’s got plenty of shells. BLOP BLOP BLOP

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I DMed my first session of a new campaign, only having run a short three-shot previous and already I’ve hit an important milestone:
I got to narrate a Tabaxi throwing up.
Roll a CON check, if you would.
(player fails check)
Okay.
You feel this sort of “guh-gukh guh-gukh guh-gukh guh-gukh GRAKHH. Plop. And you feel better!”
I love D&D.
Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.
Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.
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the mighty nein battle plan is actually so good to be honest. they get shit on for being unable to follow plans but it's only short term plans they're bad at. battle plans? oh they have lived and learned. the clerics got attacked when they were wandering off alone in a jungle so they make it a point to always split the clerics. even while travelling, jester-eagle isn't allowed to carry caduceus. never put beau and yasha on the same target unless there's only one enemy to make full use of their sentinel and reactions. split caleb and fjord apart so one is within reach to make a counterspell. have beau go first so veth can have sneak attack. the two wizards casting haste on allies and the clerics casting bless to give support. fjord and veth moving in to tank on the frontlines when it gets rough. the fact that fjord learned cure wounds despite his limited spell list even though he already has healing hands as a paladin. that makes the nein having 4 (the clerics, yasha, fjord) members who can restore health. 3 people (clerics and caleb) who can revive the dead. when beau went unconscious against the specter in rumblecusp, fjord and yasha were able to heal her and bring her back up even before it became the two clerics' turns. they said fuck you we're not losing anyone ever again.
Short-term plans and Life Plans are the Nein’s greatest adversaries. Give them a long-term goal, and they make miracles. Ask them for their five year plan or five hour plan? Kill Bill Sirens in their minds.
brennan sneezing and alex saying seriously “stop it.” before collapsing into giggles on ashley’s shoulder is the absolute cutest thing (bonus: ashley’s fist pump)

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So there was a post circulating a while ago that claimed the college graduation rate for ADHD students was 5%. I'm writing a research paper on that topic and found that while there is an actual study with those results, it's from one college in Montreal in 1993. You'll see 2017 in the citations online, but they're quoting a book by the same researcher that's quoting that 31 year-old study.
Anyway. Just here to tell my fellow ADHD students that, no, your chances of graduating are not that bleak. The statistics vary wildly from year to year and from college to college (one even reported their ADHD graduation rate to be the same as their neurotypical students). That 5% that everyone repeats is an echo chamber from a hugely outdated source.
Don’t forget, college age people in 1993 (raises hand) weren’t reliably screened for neurodivergence, and getting medicated was more sporadic than today. I would bet those numbers are much better today, given that ADHD is more a known thing than it was in the 80s and 90s, detection and treatment being more commonplace.
When I was younger I thought the black market was a physical place in the middle of a desert canyon somewhere, and the reason it was called that was because all the stalls used black fabric. I thought that human bones and brains in jars were sold there. I thought you could buy smuggled artifacts and stolen artwork from painters long dead. I thought that you could buy elephant ivory and endangered bird eggs. I thought that you could buy rhinoceros meat and wild chinchilla coats. I thought you could buy pirated copies of movies and hard drives full of government secrets. I kind of wanted to go, but I knew it was a terrible thing to ask. I wouldn’t have bought anything, I would have just liked to look.
Holy shit, me too! I always wondered why the cops couldn’t just raid it.
#This is exactly like field dressing a deer
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Embroidery 101
Introduction:
Embroidery is a craft that uses thread to decorate fabric (and other materials). It’s a great way to spruce up a garment, customise objects, and to hide mends you’ve made!
Embroidery is usually done with embroidery floss, but depending on the base material you’re working on, you could also use yarn, ribbons, or plain old sewing thread. Don’t be afraid to experiment!
Embroidery is easier to do on taut fabric than limp fabric. That’s why most people use embroidery hoops. While not strictly necessary, a hoop will make your life so much easier.
Using the right needle will help, too. Use a crewel needle if you’re working with embroidery floss, a chenille needle if you’re working with ribbon or yarn, or a tapestry needle if you’re doing cross-stitch embroidery on open-weave fabrics.
While there are many types of embroidery from all over the world, this post will focus on some basic stitches you can use in your own work.
Basic embroidery stitches:
For a more thorough overview of embroidery stitches, check out these embroidery tutorials by Mary Corbet’s Needle ‘n Thread.
The following images show some of the most basic stitches:
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The 16 stitches in the images above can be combined into any shape or form you want. You might recognise some from my hand sewing post: embroidery is a type of hand sewing, after all.
You don’t need to know all of these to be able to make beautiful things. Even just one of these is a great start for a project.
This sampler by Sew Nancy shows how these basic stitches can be used to outline shapes or form flowers, for example.
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Fiorelila used a combination of the stem stitch, satin stitch, lazy daisy, and french knots to spruce up this sweater:
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And this person used lazy daisies to add some flair to their jeans:
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Embroidery for visible mending:
Embroidery is a useful tool to hide mends you’ve made, or to even accentuate them if that’s your style. This is called visible mending. While this is a topic that deserves a post on its own, here are some quick examples:
Like this fix by Redditor Takemythyme who embroidered a rose over a hole in a knit fabric:
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Or like how this person has spruced up their jeans repairs with embroidery:
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In this example, The Woolery Guy chose to use flower embroidery to make a hole in a knit fabric look like it was there by design:
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For more examples, check out Pinterest or VisibleMending.com.
Conclusion:
Embroidery is a useful skill to give new life to your wardrobe. You can use it to give some flair to items you’ve grown bored off, or even to mend your clothes.
Once you’ve got a few basic stitches under your belt, the possibilities are endless. Be creative and have fun with it!
Good luck and feel free to show me your work!
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