i love you to the moon and back.

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

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Its mr coheed and cambria

on my supine, straight up jorkin it, and by it let's just say haha my pronis

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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Imagine forcing gender performance on someone being so important to you that you'd force them to do shit like this.

this is genuinely one of my favorite videos

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.