ghosts and you might die is my middle name

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

you can tell FIFA geniunely thinks it deserves to live

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

i should call her

dragon absolutely happy to marry a human princess for diplomatic reasons but she is NOT going to turn human. she can fit on that bed just fine as a big scaly quadruped

the princess is no longer conflicted about all this

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes