Jeff Cross

Garfield is real!

"Talk to me, Gilbert."

The contrast of Matt's statesmanlike eloquence with Peter's just-because Celtic hostility...

We finally got an adaptation of Heir To The Empire!

Listen: strange aliens lying in Dagobah swamps distributing lightsabers is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical energy field created by all living things.

So amazonium is beskar?

"Okay, Wesley, if you don't want to have fun I'll just go ask that Ed Mercer kid instead. He's got three different anti-bullying laws named for him, so he really needs a win."

Has the abject idiotic insanity of the Iran not-a-war got you down? Have a laugh at their expense by reading my Tom Clancy satire Fugitive Cougar, which is best described as Top Gun meets Slow Horses played like Animal House.

Some people stand in the Alpha Quadrant, afraid to step into the light...

I'm confused: wouldn't Sheridan be Danny rather than Jesse?

"I don't roll on Life Day!"

"No I didn't. Honest! I ran outta coaxium. I had a malfunctioning repulsorlift. I didn't have enough credits for robo-hack fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from offworld. Someone stole my landspeeder. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, mynocks! It wasn't my fault! I swear to the Force!"

Bat Boy is more qualified to be the Secretary of Defense than Whiskey Pete.

On a more positive note, my novel Broken Hero was shortlisted for Wattpad's 2025 Wattys Awards.

So is it Rowlf or Bobo who tells them to drink it?

And Lando seems very much at home in Saigon's Bring Cash Alley.