sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

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sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

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Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.
I wasn’t gonna reblog, but this poor person’s eyes. They scream of pain and desperation.
Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump
So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.
BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.
Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’
The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low
BUT NEVER ZERO.
”walkable cities is ableist” has to be a psy-op. you can’t be this bad at understanding what the term means.

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do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything
And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins
@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!
It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth
So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on
REMINDER TO THE TWITTER REGUGEES THAT TUMBLR IS AN INTERACTIVE SITE.
See how your dashboard is covered in posts? Yeah, that’s because people reblogged them. Reblog posts. Reblog artwork and gifsets and text posts. If you like a post, reblog it.
“Oh but I’m nervous about social interaction” reblogging isn’t social interaction. It’s not. It’s adding things to a virtual scrapbook by yeeting the additions into a swirling vortex. No interaction necessary. Someone makes a post you like, you reblog it, that’s it. Job done. Zero interaction, but a post has made it one step further in finding its way to people that might enjoy it.
Reblog stuff. For fucks sake.
Also if you are on mobile and think reblogging takes to much effort compared to hitting “like”, you can fast-reblog, without adding tags or other stuff, by dragging the reblog icon.
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mr clean off the shits
am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier
when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

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no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time
CREATURE????
just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣
Chaos baby
Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?
what the fuck
Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.
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I hate this
What. The. FUCK.
The fact he rewards the viewer who watched the 3rd loop by stopping the man this time!! King of Editing.
That bit isn't editing - the original loop has all three times. You can tell because the leftover paint he doesn't quite fix has a slightly different pattern both times.
...that is some Looney Tunes shit right there.
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