twig arm twilight ass bitch

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should