twig arm twilight ass bitch

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems