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wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

the problem is that i want to crochet a skirt and a halter top and a pair of shorts and a poncho and a jewelry hanger and a fish blanket and an echinoderm/bivalve garland andsome necklaces and bracelets. but i have to finish my partially complete blanket and curtain and other curtain and other curtain and other thing first

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse