i rant a lot

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Crucially, liberals do not want change. They want to be absolved from being part of the thing that needs changing yes, but they do not want change. They want things to get better but have no intention of putting any effort into that even if small, and certainly they do not want to have to sacrifice for that change.

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.