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i think pup cups are some of the most depraved inventions of the human species. your local ice cream and coffee shops do not need to be selling bespoke treats for peoples fucking dogs and the fact that we have allowed this precedent to be set is part of the great american sickness

shoutout my partner who actually decided to stop being a puppygirl and is now a catgirl BECAUSE of the recent influx in puppygirls. singlehandedly balancing the ecosystem god bless

Puppy boy tops who fuck you harder when you ask who wants a treat!!

It’s so hard to get off as a trans guy, I wish I had a dick so I’d know when I’m turned on. I wish I could jerk off. It takes so many steps to get off in this body I just wanna stroke it

NO FOR REALLL

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

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