Dum Monkey Gooner

Look at this jacked gen Z stud: shredded physique, MAGA hat on, chilling like a king under the giant MAGA banner. This is what winning looks like.

This is exactly how Gen Z is rejecting the weak, liberal, rainbow bullshit of the past decade. While millennial libtards were busy turning boys into trannies, pushing degeneracy, and destroying the country, real young men are hitting the gym, embracing masculinity, and going full MAGA.

No more soy. No more apologies. No more letting faggots and leftists run the culture. Gen Z alphas are taking over. We're bigger, stronger, more based, and completely unapologetic. We’re conservative as fuck, we love Trump, we love America, and we’re here to bury your failed woke agenda.

This body? Earned.

This mindset? Based.

This movement? Unstoppable.

Brian loved watching let's play videos of first-person shooters on the internet, even though he was staunchly anti-gun and convinced video games could never cause violence in real life. One day, he came across a new channel, which promised new gameplay, based on real American army experiences. Although skeptical about the big promises the obviously clickbait title and thumbnail would actually deliver, he still decided to give the video a chance.

The video started normally, although Brian could swear he could hear a faint humming in the background. Throughout the video, a spiral slowly became more and more visible, and the humming turned into conservative mantras. Halfway through the video, Brian was already completely tranced, letting the programming take over. At the end of the video, all viewers were tasked to apply on MAGAization.com, where further instructions would be given, which Brian gladly did. Determining his location, the website redirected him to the nearest redpilling facility, where he would say goodbye to his old identity.

At the facility, Brian was stripped, put in a pod and injected with special juices which would increase muscle mass to inhumane levels, grow a beard where he previously could only manage some stubble, change his personality from his shy nerdy self to an agressive, assertive and toxic Alpha Male, who wants to turn every nerd he sees into either a fellow Alpha or a Beta who would serve him and his equals as its superiors. During programming, Brian's old room was also completely reorganized, with his video game collections making way for dumbbells, and progress flags for a giant American flag. After a few hours of mindwiping, programming and blowing up muscle, a new man arose from the pod.