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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake
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Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.
Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog
Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music
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did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?
okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
🫵 HEROES in the tags
This is true of the manga, but I love how the anime accentuates the absolute physical trust the apprentices have with Qifrey. Specifically with Agott, the way she is so ready when Qifrey says “hang on tight, I need my hands free” to cling to him a mile into the sky, and then in the latest episode, how, as soon as she impacts Qifrey while flying to him, she makes no move to save herself, she just curls into him and trusts that he will keep them from falling.
And I think it works as a signal to the audience, to subtly go “hey, I know we don’t trust Qifrey right now, he’s being shady, but we can always trust him to protect the physical wellbeing of his kids. Remember that.” Idk man maybe I’m getting too attached to a teeny detail but aaaaaaghhhh that’s her dad.
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#anyways i think it's particularly notable that fiercely independent always-has-something-to-prove Agott is like this with him#and that none of the apprentices really hide how they're feeling around him even when that feeling is negative#Agott and Richeh make it known when they're unhappy with Qifrey#and they (two abused kids) just flat out wouldn't do this if he wasn't a safe person to be unhappy at
brushbuddy doodles <3
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So an old man meets an old friend with a new face...
🩵 my strong girl
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trying to explain my process of doing errands to my housemates and realising i'm not beating the adhd allegations.
everyone saying "this seems like a nice day out" is probably correct however failing to account for the fact i am a terminally online gamer bro and 2 hours of walking uphill has left my knees in shambles. i have made mistakes i will absolutely repeat next time i try to do errands.
[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.
if only Gyatso had run away with Aang
fiddled with their designs a bit!
Image description: A white N95 is positioned under a banner that reads “what your mask tells me”. 7 speech bubbles around the mask read “you deserve access to this space, I do not assume those around me are able bodied, I acknowledge I could be carrying COVID even if I don’t feel sick, I appreciate my community, no death is acceptable when it can be easily avoided, I take my role in public health seriously, your life is of worth.” At the bottom is a collection of items used for COVID mitigation: an air purifier, a mask, a sticker that says I am vaccinated, a nose spray, a COVID test, hand sanitizer, and mouth wash. The colours are warm, cozy, and pastel. Watermarked by @graesalisbury
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Leverage plot!
The Mark: Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne.
The Con: Frame him for being Batman.
This is back in the days when Batman is still mostly considered an urban legend and the Gotham City PD is pretty unanimously in "if he is real, arrest him" mode. So Bruce turning out to be Batman would be very bad for him, his reputation, and his business.
The crew is split on whether Batman is real. Nate doesn't believe it, obviously, Hardison and Parker do, Sophie thinks its some gangster running a con to get their competitors out of business, Eliot also doesn't believe it.
So Bruce obviously isn't happy when he hears that there's someone out there faking Batman sightings and casting suspicion on him, so he goes out to figure out what's going on. This means that he leaves during a fancy party he was attending, that Nate and Sophie were also at for con reasons. Meanwhile, Parker and Hardison have to infiltrate Wayne Manor for whatever reason, which has unusually high security for just some rich dude's mcmansion, and because Hardison's a genius and Parker is the world's greatest thief, they accidentally discover the Batcave, only to run into Alfred.
While that's going on, Eliot is faking a Batman sighting only to run into the real Batman. He loses the fight because even though we are following the rule of "Every story with the Leverage crew becomes a Leverage episode" and Eliot is very good, there is no way he beats the goddamn Batman. He does recognize his fighting style means that Batman trained with the League of Assassins, though, because "It's a very distinctive style." Though, of course, Batman doesn't get any information out of him and Eliot is still able to get away.
Cut back to the Batcave, Alfred has Hardison at gunpoint because he's a badass but Parker was still hidden so he didn't find her. And since Parker is Batman tier stealthy, she drops down behind him and tases him. Team Leverage now knows Bruce Wayne is Batman for real. Meanwhile Batman is now aware of Eliot and, because Eliot talks to the others during the fight, is aware that he has accomplices. He's also suspicious of Nate and Sophie because they were acting very strange at the party. And, of course, he's heading to the Batcave so even if Parker and Hardison are gone by that point, Alfred still saw them. Which means Team Leverage/Batman Team-Up! The real villains turn out to be Wayne Enterprises' corrupt and greedy shareholders, who were using Bruce as a scapegoat.
well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.
