nice!!

we should put a lot more oxygen in the air so all animals gets really big anf also make shit randomly explode + fires go extremely hot and bright and dangerous Lol. this is my beautiful dream

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

you just have to make it through every day for the rest of your life and you’ll be okay

every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird

Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

Honestly I would rather be politically pure. Your neighbors would never help you, so why help them?

Youre who this post is talking about. Individualism and elitism is not going to help the revolution and grassroots activism and mutual aid.

Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

Ye swindled her good, me bucko! I'd be proud to have ye as a member o' me crew

dude fleabeard you always you always have my back. i love you man

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

*guy who has run out of fictional characters to inspire me voice* cuno wouldn't even fucking care about this. cuno would do whatever the fuck he wanted

crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle