Multiple Zangooses

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

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(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

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I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean it is a mildly fruit-flavored sparkling water beverage

“it’s my Waterloo,” I say, by which I mean people made up all sorts of nasty rumors about my alleged involvement that my descendants will have to deal with for hundreds of years

"it's my Waterloo," i say, showing you an ABBA vinyl

I legit can’t see the drink or hear a reference to the historical battle without the song playing in my head

"It's my Waterloo," I say, showing an earlyVictorian British person indoor toilet plumbing.

"It's my Waterloo" I say to my cat Loo who's trying to steal my drink

Burger queen divorced him