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Yarr, I could drink a whole barrel o' rum right about now. And smoke a pound o' tobacco. But I cannae... the plucky young adventurer kid be joining the crew an' I cannae be a bad influence on him

#pirateposting #yarr!

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une-croquette

yarrrgh, as a landlubber i have no peg leg, no hooked hand, and no eyepatch... iwnbap (i will never be a pirate)

literaly all of these r fixable with surgery ygmi landshit

#yarr!

scurvy-joe-1783

Who be even navymen?

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Ship be haunted

pirate-captain-fleabeard

How so?

Ghosts

Sneebert Deebert

Ahoy?

Ship be haunted

pirate-captain-fleabeard

How so?

scurvy-joe-1783

Ghosts

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Full yaw, no sights

Be spermwhales not meant to be tougher to kill?

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Rum review: captain Morgan private stock

I shan't take too much of ye time, I give it a 6/10, I don't tend to like golden but I be pleasantly surprised. Not me favorite but if I have only other goldens I'll be drinking this

scurvy-joe-1783

What in the seven seas be they doing on the book 'o the face😭😭

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Ship be haunted

pirate-captain-fleabeard

How so?

ottermercurial

SHIP'S LOG NUMBER SEVENTEEN

BRINY BRINIER YET BRINIER

THE WAVES KEEP GROWING

THE SCURVY CUTTING DEEPER

RUM SUPPLY NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT VOYAGE

SEEMS

VERY

SWASHBUCKLING

...

WHAT SAY YE BOTH?

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goldswords

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

facts-i-just-made-up

why dont' you ever see a sad pirate ever?

Clearly you've never heard Captain Gore's song, "Yo-Ho Me Hearties And I'll Cry If I Want To" about her first mate stealing her ship.

You would cry too, for your mutinied crew.

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

scurvy-joe-1783

Anyone who does not yearn for the seven seas be already sailing them

perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

perenial

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Me cousin Robert the Dreaded be on that list

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I met the blackbeard she be a siren

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