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Ship be haunted

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How so?

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Ghosts

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Sneebert Deebert

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Ahoy?

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Ship be haunted

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How so?

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Ghosts

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Full yaw, no sights

Be spermwhales not meant to be tougher to kill?

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Rum review: captain Morgan private stock

I shan't take too much of ye time, I give it a 6/10, I don't tend to like golden but I be pleasantly surprised. Not me favorite but if I have only other goldens I'll be drinking this

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What in the seven seas be they doing on the book 'o the face😭😭

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Ship be haunted

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How so?

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SHIP'S LOG NUMBER SEVENTEEN

BRINY BRINIER YET BRINIER

THE WAVES KEEP GROWING

THE SCURVY CUTTING DEEPER

RUM SUPPLY NEGATIVE

THIS NEXT VOYAGE

SEEMS

VERY

SWASHBUCKLING

...

WHAT SAY YE BOTH?

goldswords

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

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why dont' you ever see a sad pirate ever?

Clearly you've never heard Captain Gore's song, "Yo-Ho Me Hearties And I'll Cry If I Want To" about her first mate stealing her ship.

You would cry too, for your mutinied crew.

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glamwisegamgee

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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Anyone who does not yearn for the seven seas be already sailing them

perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

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Me cousin Robert the Dreaded be on that list

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I met the blackbeard she be a siren

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

pankendev

i got burnt too many times at the till realizing i left my money at home, so now i try to keep as many different modes of payment on me as i possibly can. i'm talking cards. i'm talking coins. i'm talking contactless. i'm talking collectibles. i'm talking favors. i'm talking precious minerals. i'm talking gemstones & jewelry. i'm talking scrip. i'm talking endangered species. i'm talking discontinued drugs. i'm talking priceless works of art. i'm talking moon rocks. i'm talking hot trading tips. i'm talking banned weaponry. i'm talking deeds to various plots of land. i'm talking treasure maps. i'm talking lost media. i'm talking fucked-up things in jars. i'm talking historical artifacts. i'm talking sacred relics. i'm talking state secrets. i'm talking passwords. i'm talking cursed statuettes. i'm talking private performances. i'm talking life-changing advice. i'm talking beanie babies. i'm talking first-born sons. i'm talking interesting seashells. i'm talking smooth stones with holes in them. and if all else fails i believe kindness and a smile can get you anything in life; & thievery

#ye dont need all that all ye need is a chest o gold coins an' a cutlass at yer belt

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instead of saying KYS loser we should say WTPYSD (walk the plank ye scurvy dog)

#yarr

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If only gold were t' float upon the water like a piece o' driftwood. Yarr, I might never have to go on land t'were that the case

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Oh wait. Scurvy. Hmmmm.

If only orange trees were t' float upon the water's surface like kelp! Yarr, then I might never have t'go on land again

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