Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle o' cheap whiskey

Anyone who does not yearn for the seven seas be already sailing them

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

Me cousin Robert the Dreaded be on that list

I met the blackbeard she be a siren

i got burnt too many times at the till realizing i left my money at home, so now i try to keep as many different modes of payment on me as i possibly can. i'm talking cards. i'm talking coins. i'm talking contactless. i'm talking collectibles. i'm talking favors. i'm talking precious minerals. i'm talking gemstones & jewelry. i'm talking scrip. i'm talking endangered species. i'm talking discontinued drugs. i'm talking priceless works of art. i'm talking moon rocks. i'm talking hot trading tips. i'm talking banned weaponry. i'm talking deeds to various plots of land. i'm talking treasure maps. i'm talking lost media. i'm talking fucked-up things in jars. i'm talking historical artifacts. i'm talking sacred relics. i'm talking state secrets. i'm talking passwords. i'm talking cursed statuettes. i'm talking private performances. i'm talking life-changing advice. i'm talking beanie babies. i'm talking first-born sons. i'm talking interesting seashells. i'm talking smooth stones with holes in them. and if all else fails i believe kindness and a smile can get you anything in life; & thievery

instead of saying KYS loser we should say WTPYSD (walk the plank ye scurvy dog)

If only gold were t' float upon the water like a piece o' driftwood. Yarr, I might never have to go on land t'were that the case

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

WHO FORGOT TO SPIKE THE PUNCH BOWL

But Cap! I poured a 'ole bottle a rum in it!

IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN RUM, YE SCURVY DOG!!! SOMEBODY'S BEEN HORNSWOGGLED AND FER ALL YER SAKES I HOPE IT T'WEREN'T ME!!!

if you think about it, oranges are pro piracy