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I found the original Hannibal ventriloquist puppet au art from my old blog which I feel captures the concept very concisely

do you think in small world a cent is a lot of money or do you think they have their own equally small currency?

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

dmc5 is so funny these 3 really should be starting a really shit band but theyre forced to fight demons or whatever

they all want to be making different kinds of music and cant agree on anything nero likes 2000s pop punk classics like all time low he wants to be lead guitarist nico likes country her favourite song of all time is before he cheats she wants to be reba mcentire but also wants to be lead guitarist specifically because nero wants to and she wants to piss him off and v likes spoken word poetry with no background music at all and he wrote them lyrics and nico & nero realized they absolutely cannot use them but also neither of them know anything about music or composing or can even play the guitar that well so they mostly just talk about how awesome it would be to start a band and then argue about it. they struggle their way thru a cover of weightless for nero’s sake and it's almost listenable

is severance just a video essay with a big production cost or am i 1.5 episodes in and need to have faith

i needed to have faith