Just a little bit

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Freakin’ human beings. (SMH)

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN