Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

me n my friends love doing big themed birthday parties for ourselves so i gotta start thinking about what ill do for mine this year. i want to do something accessible and easy to dress up for. last year the theme was horse and that gave people a lot of options (we had cowboys, my little ponies, uma musume, i dressed up as a normal ass horse etc) so id like to find something that has a similar amount of customization and associations for people

maybe bears. we could do a lot with bears. theres a lot of famous bears and bear related things out there for costumes and we could get some berry flavored liquors and make fruity drinks and have a big cake in the shape of a salmon. plus my straight bear friend who doesnt really like dressing up wouldnt need to wear a costume since hes already our straight bear friend

when you anthropomorphize machines like cars in your mind and see them as little animals that love to run you already see the miata as the cutest little thing ever. seeing a baby miata is making me burst into tears.. a litter of baby miots...

genuinely what do i do here. im so tired of people threatening to kill themselves and needing me to be what brings them back from the brink. this girl doesnt even know me but now i have to be responsible for her

thanks everyone for sending advice and reassurances btw. that was a very rough night. it was an empty threat just to get me to respond to her like a lot of you assumed it would be. it was just very stressful for me

i really need my ex to fuck off and move on with her life because im just extremely uncomfortable at this point and am afraid shes going to try find me or something. shes texting me with this sort of distressed concern for my wellbeing trying to make sure im alright. i dated her for a month a year ago. she wont go away.

shes fine. sent me a sorry i just wanted to talk to you again text. im so tired of this woman tormenting me. im not a person to her just some idealized version of myself that exists in her mind and because of this she wont move on. she wont leave me alone.

i really need my ex to fuck off and move on with her life because im just extremely uncomfortable at this point and am afraid shes going to try find me or something. shes texting me with this sort of distressed concern for my wellbeing trying to make sure im alright. i dated her for a month a year ago. she wont go away.