Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

las vegas is kind of weird tbh

how do you have a big city in a desert and its main draw is getting people to lose money and also theres the orb

and the airport sucks shit

and the airport sucks shit

i like looking at my search history from when i was drunk because theyre always shit like "honda integra 1986" "bubblegum cocktail reciep" and "clouds"

las vegas is kind of weird tbh

how do you have a big city in a desert and its main draw is getting people to lose money and also theres the orb

i love wearing flares bc they make me feel like a horse

cosmic horror comic/animated series where the art style changes dramatically whenever the human protagonist gets close to the cosmic entities influence because the entity is a deeply unserious force that doesnt care enough to render the humans in their normal style

i think we should spread harmless misinformation about me. i dont like that you know genuine information about me. all you need to know is im gay live in europe and work in mechanics

a bunch of possible lies and possible truths to poison your information about me -> my mom is from nyc. i used to work in a pet store. i have a deep cut on my calf because i fell on a boat propeller when i was 9. i have two sisters that im no contact with. i studied german in school but i was really bad at it. i used to work for a company that said they were powered by ai but it was actually just me and 30 other guys in an office. im allergic to onions but i still eat them because its not a severe allergy. i worked in landscaping for a while but i didnt particularly care for it. i hate showing my face because i have this stupid little scar on the bridge of my nose and cheek. i hate peanuts i just do not like them at all. my brother was a missing person for a while but hes fine now. i broke my rib once due to one of those traveling carnival rides. i dont eat fish.

learning about other peoples perceptions of you is nuts. apparently my friends all see me as a pillar of stoicism. i assumed that everyone just kind of thought that i have the stability of a dwarf hamster that ingested narcotics

the perception of me at work seems to be the exact opposite. met a coworker for the first time this morning and less than an hour into the job he goes "i dont know if its your demeanor or something else but you need to be more assertive you look like you have little confidence in yourself" girl how did you gain that insight from just watching me turn a few bolts an engine. thats scary.