Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

i ordered a few samples from zoologist perfumes because i see them get mentioned online sometimes and i think these are fascinating. plus id love to have a weird smell attached to me that isnt diesel. the one im most interested in is the portuguese man o war one. i think the ginger seaweed and gunpowder sounds fun

las vegas is kind of weird tbh

how do you have a big city in a desert and its main draw is getting people to lose money and also theres the orb

and the airport sucks shit

and the airport sucks shit

i like looking at my search history from when i was drunk because theyre always shit like "honda integra 1986" "bubblegum cocktail reciep" and "clouds"

las vegas is kind of weird tbh

how do you have a big city in a desert and its main draw is getting people to lose money and also theres the orb

i love wearing flares bc they make me feel like a horse

cosmic horror comic/animated series where the art style changes dramatically whenever the human protagonist gets close to the cosmic entities influence because the entity is a deeply unserious force that doesnt care enough to render the humans in their normal style

i think we should spread harmless misinformation about me. i dont like that you know genuine information about me. all you need to know is im gay live in europe and work in mechanics

a bunch of possible lies and possible truths to poison your information about me -> my mom is from nyc. i used to work in a pet store. i have a deep cut on my calf because i fell on a boat propeller when i was 9. i have two sisters that im no contact with. i studied german in school but i was really bad at it. i used to work for a company that said they were powered by ai but it was actually just me and 30 other guys in an office. im allergic to onions but i still eat them because its not a severe allergy. i worked in landscaping for a while but i didnt particularly care for it. i hate showing my face because i have this stupid little scar on the bridge of my nose and cheek. i hate peanuts i just do not like them at all. my brother was a missing person for a while but hes fine now. i broke my rib once due to one of those traveling carnival rides. i dont eat fish.