Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

i need to become buff and fat. i need the perfect balance of muscle and meat. i need to look like a hot bara guy. for my health

i like looking at my search history from when i was drunk because theyre always shit like "honda integra 1986" "bubblegum cocktail reciep" and "clouds"

las vegas is kind of weird tbh

idk if this is a dysmorphia thing or some other shit but i do feel jealous of cis goth men who can wear heavy makeup and still be legible as men. any type i wear my shitty goth eyeliner i just feel like i look like a woman wearing a halloween store beard. i just dont wear makeup anymore because it makes me feel bad about myself even though i usually like my shitty goth makeup

i love wearing flares bc they make me feel like a horse

cosmic horror comic/animated series where the art style changes dramatically whenever the human protagonist gets close to the cosmic entities influence because the entity is a deeply unserious force that doesnt care enough to render the humans in their normal style

do the people wearing those inflatable pool toy fursuits like. overheat and get uncomfortable instantly ? what are those things like on the inside ? do they have ventilation like regular fursuits or is it more like latex fetish wear where its a part of the experience ?

ngl i love not being relevant on this site its great for my mind and wellbeing. on my old account sometimes you guys would say shit that freaked me out as if i wasnt some stranger to you

i think we should spread harmless misinformation about me. i dont like that you know genuine information about me. all you need to know is im gay live in europe and work in mechanics

ive had a package stuck in a stupid back and forth between the sender company and delivery company for months now and every time i contact either of them asking what the fuck is going on theyre like "we have insufficient information. ask the other guy for more information so this can be resolved" girl we are getting no where just one of you tell me what the problem is so i can get my shit because i gotta pay shipping fees every time you guys want to play hot potato with my miku figure