lust, WHIM, caprice, freak, desire

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

they call me the flower enjoyer

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

May you have the courage to disappoint people who benefit from your self-abandonment.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next