why are you still here

please be nice to me i’m the vampire armand and you know what that does to a person

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice

OP is correct and smart for saying this. this is related to/a subset of how people are about non-fandom foreign words, too, like how people say "Christians worship God (good), Muslims worship Allah (bad and scary)" when gues swh. gu. guess what. gues s w hat Allah mea. guess what the word "Allah" means--!!

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Sick!

soulmatism aside, armand really looked at investigative journalist and professional shit-stirrer daniel molloy, who could already sniff out a lie blindfolded 100 miles away, who had just torn armand’s life to shreds and said ‘you know what he needs? the ability to read minds’

Armand’s beauty is directly proportional to how insane he’s acting