why are you still here

i would 100% believe you if you told me this was based on a true story

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Samantha Ruddy (@/ samlyMatters) reading: I'm dressed sort of butch today and a guy in a pickup truck just rolled down his window and yelled "go lgbt! my son is gay!" then almost crashed his car and I gotta tell you it was like the best interaction I've ever had with a guy in a pickup truck /End ID]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so

Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

more evidence for the 'they didnt dissappear, they just married into our communities' theory

Neaderthals were too thick and sexy to survive. Sad.

Denisovans too

@thatlittleegyptologist

You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes