yeehaw

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

hm. the princess requires her most scariest & biggest guards to start kissing each other.

never forget what they took from us.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

in the craft store. straight up "buying" it. and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The yarn

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

based on what?

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢