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"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

Someone will point out the disproportionate popularity of White male characters and people will come out of the woodwork to go 'that's not racism or misogyny it's just this character is more interesting/hot/relatable' as if the very notion that White men are more interesting/hot/relatable than women or characters of colour isn't literally racism and misogyny. Thanks for proving the point!

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

standing outside a beach café debating getting a sandwich but terrified that ill ask for a sandwich and they'll be like "um if you read the signs and knew the local culture you'd know that we don't serve sandwiches on Sundays you fucking clown. you utter embarrassment. how dare you" so anyways im going home for lunch i think