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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. domain expansion self embodiment of perfection. 🤝🤝👐🏼👐🏼👋🏼👋🏼🤚🏼🫱🏼🤛🏼🤜🏼🫲🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🫱🏼✋🏼🫳🏼🤛🏼🤛🏼🖐🏼👋🏼👐🏼👎🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼👋🏼🫸🏼🫷🏼🤜🏼👋🏼🤜🏼👐🏼👋🏼🤚🏼👋🏼🤚🏼🫲🏼👐🏼🫴🏼👐🏼

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

Being into alnst/zomst is such an experience bc you’ll have people making the most comprehensive, compelling, eye-opening analises on these complex topics of love and relationships and exploitation and human connections and trauma, and then you’ll have the other half of the crowd saying the worst fucking takes you have ever seen in your entire life like you don’t even know how they could’ve even been concieved while viewing the same series you did with the confidence of someone who’s just cracked the Da Vinchi code

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

my future is tomorrow i'm scared

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing