a second akulakhan has hit the twin towers

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

That’s a tarot card

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

So cute, I love it!

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"