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I feel like everyone makes her out to be this perfect angel bathed in golden light who never said one bad thing about anyone and who wouldn’t hurt a fly

But the first thing Ilya said about his mum was that she was funny

Irina Rozanova was a funny gal, she cracked jokes, she was quick witted and let’s not forget she raised Ilya little shit supreme Rozanov

One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.

And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.

Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism

Edit 2: if you feel the need to announce in the comments that you're not reblogging for whatever reason just know that I genuinely do not care.

“Papa, my friend is dating a hockey player and she wants to know if his stats are good, I’m going to read them out to you okay?” And it’s just Ilya being like hmmm this is not too bad and then Shane just reading this dudes stats to all hell.

Or a “pov your parents are famous” clipped with a bunch of different times Shane and Ilya get stopped for pictures or autographs.

Mini Hollanov doing a tiktok dance with Ilya.

Or a “rich in life because this is my parents after 20 years married” trend with clips of Hollanov being disgustingly in love dancing in the kitchen and kissing, Ilya swatting Shane’s ass and then both laughing at Mini Hollanov’s “ewwww”

Another video with the caption “When I think I mog but this is my dad in his prime” with photos of all of Shane’s old photoshoots.

He finds an old binder or something, a photo album, very very few photos in their at all, mainly pictures of the city, of his old house, family portraits, a few pictures of birds. soon, it’s clear that this was made by Irina.

he’s flipping through and there are more blank pages than filled ones, and then he finds a few old pictures of himself, yellow with age and with some small water damage in places, but it’s him, in hockey gear, at the dinner table, maybe the odd birthday. ilya knows shane would love to keep them in a shared album somewhere. and he’s just about to call for his husband when he turns the page and-

Irina

it’s undeniably her, the curls he remembers, the red lipstick. a photo of her looking into the camera and then a similar one, taken immediately after, of her laughing.

and tears spring to his eyes, he’s hit with every detail he’s forgotten in the decades since he last saw her. that small mole on her chin, her silver earrings she always wore at home, her-

Ilya realises through the age of the photo you can almost make out her freckles

how could he have forgotten her freckles? he never took too much notice of them, probably mostly covered by makeup, but now- now, he can’t imagine forgetting them.

The Internet then looks for who could possibly have the Great Ilya Rozanov locked down? Which is great news for Ilya Rozanov, who comes to work looking Mauled™ everytime someone makes a wrong guess. It is not great news for Anybody Else.

Svetlana Vetrova! Someone cries before she posts herself kissing Rose Landry with a middle finger towards the camera.

Cliff Marlow! Comes the next call as the man denies vehemently. Ultimately leading to a Twitter post citing 'please stop saying Roz and I are a thing his actual boyfriend will kill me'

Victor StSimon! Some try again only to be met with a similar answer.

Troy Barret! Some try enthusiastically, only to get lambasted publicly by The Ottawa Centaurs official acount.

Carter Vaughn! Was the next try only to get the reply of, 'do y'all want me to get turned into paste on the ice? Hell no'

Scott hunter? Some say without much conviction. They get flamed by both Scott and Kip Hunter-Grady for their effort

Hayden pike? Comes an even weaker call. They get blasted by Rozanov himself. 'you cannot be my fan anymore if you think my beautiful солнышко is fucking Pike.' This person was until recently a Shayden shipper, but no one makes any connections there.

The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.

Bai bais

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