fly guy

this isn't the right hour to be seeing this, i can't stop crying

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

Here it is. The bee post is back

I FUCKING KNEW THIS POST WAS A GOOD IDEA

“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

i survidedthe loud sound of 2023

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

Alright pal, one more wisecrack out of you and I'm covering the land in eternal night

Smaller Goon: "yeah! Eternal night!"

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

my goal on this bitch of an earth is to make people happy and make art that sucks

Mine is to suck people and make art that is happy

my three beautiful daughters igneous sedimentary and metamorphic

my three gorgeous daughters isosceles scalene and equilateral

my three lovely daughters sin cosine and tangent

My three lovely daughters metal, metalloid, and nonmetal

my three amazing daughters Theropods, Ornithischians, and Sauropodomorphs