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owldude

two-thirtyy

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

taykoutmccleod

reblog if its friday and you made it

trixic-frankenman-deactivated20

cannibalcaprine

12th century great helm propeller hat

kyleesarthell

Recollection (1/2

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kyleesarthell

Recollection (2/2)

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

rocky-linux-official

"Not dot gz!"

kaldurcalms

I love every fucking part of this.

naamahdarling

Please audio on at the end it's so unexpected.

tiktoksijustthinkareneat

catboybiologist

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

virtualgirladvance

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

raevenlywrites

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

scrabbleknight

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

thedeadtravelfast

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

nightcrawler-fan

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

kittydesade

.... is one of those guys Blade?

your-dads-filing-cabinet

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kogsdjungels

Misread "(mutual) liked your post" as "(mutual) liked you" and I got real excited until I realised that's not a thing on this site

#Hey staff do something good for once and add this as a feature

catchymemes

universejunction

executive dysfunction

squeakitties

necromosss

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

commodore-64

put that back

the-davest-of-uncles

National Lampoon, October 1985

lil-grimlynn

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

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littleguysdaily

Now, look, I am going to head this off before you get at me for the Media Literacy score - I'm reviewing a literal, physical game disc. Someone put it in the little guy machine, here at the institute, so this is- I don't know who, or why, but the team has been hard at work on this one, IGUESS, and- well, look- it's the result, okay? But. It's an inert disk. The game on it is very good! One of my favorites! And well written! But, like. You get what I'm saying? This is an inanimate object. IDK.

prokopetz

I know this is due to my particular constellation of interests, but for me the funniest thing about the "everything in a given century happened simultaneously" view of history being applied to the 1900s is bumping into increasing numbers of people who are genuinely unclear on whether Dungeons & Dragons pre-dates or post-dates The Lord of the Rings.

appendingfic

tolkien had to call them hobbits to avoid running afoul of Hasbro's trademark of the word 'halfling'

luarien

It was TSR's trademark of the word 'halfling', Hasbro didn't get control of D&D until after the end of WW2.

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