Deadman Wonderland

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

“we need a word for unintentional racism” yeah bitch the word is racism. ya’ll cut tf up.

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

People would really twist themselves into a pretzel to justify the use of gendered terms as "gender neutral" for trans people when they ask them to stop, even though apologising and moving on is a much easier thing to do.