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Deuce: Is it… a sensitive topic? If it is, you don't have to tell us.

MC: …But you've always been there for me, and I trust you enough to share the truth with you…

Ace and Deuce: Oh...

MC: ...

MC: I'm... *mumbles*

Ace: Uh, what again? We didn't hear you.

Deuce: Maybe they're not ready to—

MC: I'm a dragon!

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace: Pfft, as if. Have you been glued to "Waka-sama!" for so long that you started believing you're one of those dragon faes?

Deuce: You're being rude, Ace.

Ace: What? Come on! We'd notice if they were really a dragon!

MC: ...

Ace: ...

Ace: Wait. You're being serious? How? I don't see it.

MC: ...

MC: *activates their dragonstone—turning them into a small dragon*

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace: Oh great seven—you look derpy.

Deuce: Ace.

Ace: Let me get this straight... You're practically still a baby?

MC: *nods*

Ace: Geez. No wonder you don't understand dirty jokes—

Deuce: *whacks his head*

Ace: Ouch! Deuce!

Deuce: Stop saying stupid things.

Ace: Fine! So, what are we gonna do about it? Do we keep it a secret or...?

Deuce: I believe we should keep it a secret for now.

MC: ...

MC: Are you... not scared?

Ace: Lol, what? Why would we be scared?

MC: ...

MC: Humans used to throw stones at me.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace: I feel angry all of a sudden.

Deuce: Me too...

MC: Wizzy.

Jestyn: ...

Wizzy: *sweating buckets*

Jestyn: ...

Jestyn: Surely thou art teasing me, Your Majesty. My dear friend Wizzy scarcely knows thee.

MC: No? Wizzy holds a special place in my heart.

Jestyn: ...

Wizzy: ...

Jestyn: And what of me, my dear ruler?

MC: You always live in my head rent-free.

Jestyn: ...

Jestyn: Very well. That answer shall satisfy me… for now.

MC: Who?

Pierrot: The one who hugged you just now… You two looked really close…

MC: Ah, that was my insufferable brother. He just came to check on me.

Pierrot: ...

Pierrot: Oh... *smiles* Brother-in-law—

MC: No.

MC's brother: Hi! You are...?

Pierrot: My dear—I mean, MC's boyfriend. It's nice to meet you, brother-in-law. *smiles*

MC's brother: ...

MC's brother: Wow, this is an improvement. *smiles warmly*

Pierrot: A flower for you, brother-in-law.

MC's brother: Aww~! Thank you! You're so sweet!

MC: No, he's not my boyfriend.

MC's brother: But you can make him?

MC: ...

MC: Why?

MC's brother: I have a good impression of him!

MC: You date him, then.

MC's brother: *pouts* *then smiles a few seconds later* I'll tell the fam, okay?

MC: Oh, well, I did some calculations. If I keep accepting favors, I don't think I'll be able to repay them all before I die. Unless, of course, there's such a thing as paying them back after death.

Lilia: ...

MC: Um, no. I just figured I'd take advantage of the sky's free shower service.

Jestyn: ...

Jestyn: *chuckles* Ah, Your Majesty, thy wit never ceases to amuse me. *steps closer, offering his hand* Come now. The rain hath lingered long enough. If thou remainest here much longer, thou wilt catch a chill, and I could never bear to see thee unwell.

MC: Aww...

MC: *on the phone with their boss, explaining that they won't be able to come to work for a few days after "accidentally" falling down the stairs*

MC: I promise I'll work overtime to make up for the days I've missed.

The Boss: No, it's alright. Just focus on your recovery.

MC: Thanks, boss! You're the best! *hangs up*

MC: YES! Ha! Works every time.

Jester: ...

Jester: You humans are getting more ridiculous by the day.

MC: Nah, I just have priorities. *smiles*

Jester: ...

Jester: I haven't agreed to go on a date with you, nor will I in the future.

MC: That's okay. I can still admire you from a distance.

Jester: ...

Pierrot: *looks utterly lovestruck*

MC: ...

Wizzy: *can't help feeling nervous because of this* Y-Your Majesty... M-May I ask you a question?

MC: Yes?

Wizzy: Do... Do you like everyone?

MC: Yes?

Wizzy: (Alright... We're off to a good start.) I-I see... In that case... why don't you try clinging to Jestyn for a change?

MC: NO!

Wizzy: !!!

Wizzy: Wh-Why not?

MC: ...

MC: *gets flustered* I-I feel nervous around him...

Wizzy: ...

Wizzy: But Your Majesty—

MC: I-It's not that I hate him! Just... *blushes*

MC: Ugh! *sinks to the ground, hiding their face behind their hands*

Wizzy: ...

Wizzy: Your Majesty...?

MC: ...

MC: I have a crush on him.

Wizzy: ...

Wizzy: (Oh great heavens above...) *his prayers have been heard*

Wizzy: Jestyn will be more than happy to know that—

MC: He can't know.

Wizzy: *freezes*

Wizzy: Wh-Why?

MC: ...

MC: Because it's pathetic... Liking someone who's out of my league.

Wizzy: ...

Wizzy: Your Majesty... why would you say something like that?

MC: ...

MC: It happened to me before. I thought I had a chance.

Wizzy: ...

Wizzy: Oh Your Majesty... Jestyn loves you so much—

MC: Everything here is just a fantasy. My position as a ruler. And you, Wizzy. So I doubt that 'love' is real as well.

Harlequin: Oh, yes. Very.

MC: Shit. You think Doctor can increase my pain tolerance?

Harlequin: Just cancel the damn thing.

MC: And make Pierrot sad? Heck no.

Doctor: You're bold.

MC: You're neutral, right?

Doctor: Yes, don't worry. Anyway, how's it going?

MC: We're just deciding on a venue.

Jester: *walks in*

MC: Fuck—

Jester: Are you ready to receive your punishment?

MC: ...

MC: Can we postpone it?

Jester: ...

Pierrot: My dear, are you okay?

MC: I don't want to... It's going to be crowded...

Deuce: We'll be there with you!

Ace: Deuce! Are you even pulling?!

Deuce: Can't you see I'm doing my best?!

Ace: *to MC* Damn, you got a strong grip! You give us no choice-! *starts tickling their sides*

MC: Hahahahahaha-! Stop! This is embarrassing-! Hahahahaha! *lets go of the doorframe*

Ace: Gosh! Finally!

Deuce: *chuckles*

MC: You are so mean...

Ace: We didn't dress you up just for you to put a paper bag over your head!

Deuce: Give up, Ace. We're here to enjoy the festival.

Ace: *exasperated sigh* Fine, but you're taking that off when we get to a secluded area!

MC: Thank you, Ace...

Ace: Hmph.

MC: *has been holding onto their sleeve*

Ace: Do you wanna hold our hands instead?

MC: *nods*

Ace: Geez.

Deuce: Wow, dude, you're being sweet for once.

Ace: Shut the hell up!

MC: *spots something familiar on one of the stalls*

MC: !!!

MC: *approaches it, dragging Ace and Deuce in the process*

Ace and Deuce: !!!

Ace: Hey! What are you—

The stall owner: Hey! Is there something you like? I've got plenty of goods you can choose from!

MC: *points at the smooth, palm-sized red crystal* That is mine! Please return it to me!

The stall owner: Um, what?

Deuce: MC? What's going on?

MC: Please, sir, it's mine!

The stall owner: No? I can't just give it to you for free. What about my business?

Ace: Er, how much for this one?

The stall owner: 500 madol.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace: How much's on you, Deuce?

Deuce: 100 madol...

Ace: Shit, I only have, like, 260.

The stall owner: Well, sorry, kids. I can't sell this to you then.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Ace: *yanks the paper bag off MC's head to show what they look like*

MC: *looks absolutely adorable even through their tears*

The stall owner: ...

Ace: Aww... Sorry, MC. We're short on money.

Deuce: Maybe next time?

MC: But... It's mine... *cries harder*

The stall owner: Alright, alright! I'm giving it for 50 madol!

Ace: Heck yeah! *pays it*

I don't know the Fire Emblem myself, but I'm eating this. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

F!MC: *appears in the reflection of one of the mirrors*

F!MC: Yes. Am I allowed now?

Ticket Taker: No visitors usually come at this hour, so there's no need to worry about someone else seeing you.

F!MC: Thanks, Bil.

Ticket Taker: Don't thank me. I haven't helped you in the slightest yet. Your soul is still trapped within my mirrors.

F!MC: But you didn't get mad when I invaded your space, and that's why I'm really thankful. *smiles*

Ticket Taker: ...

Ticket Taker: Anyway, we found your baby. He's unharmed, which is quite surprising, considering you said you died a few days ago.

F!MC: Maybe the world took pity on him.

Ticket Taker: Ah, of course. With you as the sacrifice, I presume.

F!MC: *sad frowns* You're making it seem cruel.

Ticket Taker: What happened to you was cruel, my lady.

*MC was on a Magicam livestream with Cater when they were asked to describe Leona. They replied, “He's a hot, grumpy man.”*

Leona: Stop laughing, will you?

Ruggie: No, shit— Even after all this time, their impression of you never changed! *cackles*

Leona: ...

MC: Oh, hi, Leona. What possessed you to come over?

Leona: What? You don't like to see your hot, grumpy man?

MC: I do, but that didn't answer my earlier question.

Leona: Tch. I missed you. Is that enough an answer?

MC: Why? We just saw each other yesterday, and the day before that.

Leona: You little— You've got no romance in your body.

MC: That's not true at all, because if not, I would never have fantasies about you.

Leona: ...

Leona: That's lust what you're describing, moron.

MC: Oh. Is it?

MC: Um, why?

Knighter: ...

Knighter: You do not belong to this kingdom. The day will come when you choose to leave, and someone will stop at nothing to prevent you.

MC: (Is he talking about Jestyn?)

Knighter: We will begin with stealth. There are other things you must learn as well.

MC: ...

MC: Wow, Knighter... You're like a big brother.

Knighter: ...

MC: ...

MC: You referring to me or almost the people around here?

Baymax: *points at them*

MC: Ah, shit.

Ruggie: Shishishi! You reek!

MC: Shut up.

Silver: What is Baymax doing?

MC: He's training Grim to be my emotional support cat.

Baymax: The goal is to provide comfort and reassurance.

Grim: Mryah! That's my hench-human's job!

Silver: He's not doing great.

Harlequin: Feeling jealous, Pierrot~?

MC and Jester: *are talking from a short distance away*

Harlequin: They have more chemistry than you do. Ah, what if they decide Jester's the better choice?

Pierrot: ...

Jester: You're the sort of fool who already knows the outcome and believes that escaping is futile.

MC: I've lost all my whimsy as I've grown older, so challenging fate isn't my priority right now.

Jester: ...

Jester: It seems we can get along, at least for now.

MC: ...

MC: Pierrot, what exactly are you doing?

Pierrot: *kneels at their feet, hugging their waist*

Pierrot: My dearest... I know Jester is more likeable, but please don't abandon me. ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

MC: .............

Jester: ...

Jester: I have no intention of stealing them from you.

MC: Because I remember none of it.

RSA student: You don't keep tabs?

MC: No.

RSA student: Sweet! *starts to overshare*

*Meanwhile*

Jade: *taking notes*

Azul: Indeed, they don't. But we do.