Ace: What's the stupidest thing you have done for love?
MC: I went to jail for my ex.
Ace: ...
Ace: Excuse me?
MC: ...
Ace: ...
Ace: BRUH—GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW!!!
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Ace: What's the stupidest thing you have done for love?
MC: I went to jail for my ex.
Ace: ...
Ace: Excuse me?
MC: ...
Ace: ...
Ace: BRUH—GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW!!!

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Not a request but just a thot i wanna share if ya dont mind (not sure if u done a similar idea tho sorry if thats the case)
But I been thinking about twst MC who knows about the great seven cuz of Disney movies/ cartoons exist where they live (basically they from our world)
MC getting giddy/ excited everytime they see a reference from the movies and the 1st year group just getting used to it cuz what can u do lol
Like when I found out Minajael has a pet tiger I was like jumping around squealing cuz HELL YEAH AS HE SHOULD!!!! And I can just see Ace or Grim going "here they go again smh 🙄" everytime Mc gets excited and rambling how it reference the og source XDD
I just love every time we get to see how the stories from the movies get recreated in the game AAAHHH its just so nostalgic 🥹
ANYWAY imma shadup now take care and dont firget to drink water ☺️🫶✨️
Nah, for real. It ain't prophetic dreams when we just seriously watched everything 🥹 Like, they should let 'Yuu' ramble about the OGs.
(Though there's already this concept on TikTok - just forgot who.)
Cater: ...
MC: *carries him to the infirmary as though he weighs nothing; a faint smile lingers on their lips, while their footsteps remain unnaturally quiet, swallowed by the silence of the hallway*
Cater: ...
Cater: I-I can walk on my own.
MC: Ah, but you were unsteady on your feet a moment ago.
Cater: (Yeah, and whose fault is that?) *can't help but roll his eyes*
MC: *liking his reaction* I'd like to apologize again. I didn't realize it was you until I heard the bat connect.
Cater: Huh? You were after my clones, though??
MC: Yes. But your clones sounded different. Like wood against paper. They also made a distinct popping sound when they disappeared. I found it... interesting.
MC: And that's why I was surprised when I found the real thing.
Cater: ...
Cater: You little sh—
MC: Ah, here we are.
Cater: ...
MC: I'll leave you be. If you decide to report me to the professors, I won't stand in your way. After all, I did endanger your life.
Cater: Sure...
Riddle: Cater, are you sure you're alright?
Cater: I'm totes okay, Riddle-kun! Professor Crewel said I'd just have some headaches, and that's about it!
Riddle: Regardless, I expect an explanation. How exactly did you end up like this?
Cater: *laughs sheepishly* It was just an accident, Riddle-kun! They were playing around with a bat and didn't notice me, so I got hit instead. But it's all good now!
Riddle: What? How utterly irresponsible! Who was it? I need to have a word with them at once!
Cater: Seriously, it's fine! They helped me to the infirmary right after it happened!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: Very well. I won't press the matter any further.
Cater: Thanks a lot, Riddle-kun!
Trey: MC? Are you here to visit Cater?
MC: Yes. It was my fault he was injured. *smiles*
Trey: Oh, but it was an accident.
MC: An 'accident'? Is that how he chose to describe it?
Trey: Huh?
MC: *chuckles softly* Never mind. In any case, I brought these for him. *holds out the bag of spicy treats*
Trey: Oh, Cater will surely like these.
MC: I know.
Trey: Hm?
MC: I'll be going now.
Trey: Okay. Be careful on your way.
Can you imagine in WHB, what if MC have a personality that represents the 7 heavenly virtues and/or they kinda like that Obey me! priest! MC but WHB MC is not a priest?
Ruggie: If you would just draw furry again—
Artist MC: Er, didn't you ask me to stop before?
Ruggie: ...
Ruggie: I accepted commissions for you.
Artist MC: Ruggie, what the fuck?
Ruggie: It will set us for life!

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Rielle: I'm sure you've heard this from everyone, but you have the prettiest smile.
MC: ...
MC: Um... you're the first person to ever tell me that.
Rielle: ...
Rielle: *blushes* I-I'm sorry! You must be thinking that I'm flirting with you! B-But I really mean it!
MC: *chuckles* It's fine. I doubt anyone would, anyway.
Rielle: ...
Rielle: *now low-key crushing on them*
MC: Hey, Wizzy.
Wizzy: Yes, Your Majesty?
MC: Is it possible for someone to be turned into a puppet?
Wizzy: ...
Wizzy: I'm not sure if it's applicable to everyone, Your Majesty. There may be certain conditions that need to be met.
MC: Such as?
Wizzy: A vessel and a soul are required. The one in question must also be willing... although, under certain circumstances, the process can be forced.
MC: Oh.
MC: ...
MC: I see. Then if I declare my desire to become your mythical pet, can it be done?
Wizzy: Y-Your Majesty!
MC: Just think about it, Wizzy. I'll be a cute pet.
Wizzy: ...
Wizzy: *imagines it*
Wizzy: ...
Wizzy: *quickly shakes his head* No, no.
MC: *chuckles*
MC: If someone confesses to me ONE MORE TIME!
MC: I'm gonna blow up this school.
Minajael: What? I thought you loved attention?
MC: Yes? But at someone else!
Rielle: Mina can fix that. Have him dress as a girl.
Minajael: Haha. Funny, Rielle.
*Someone approaches MC with a love letter.*
MC, Minajael, and Rielle: ...
MC: *pulls out a grenade*
Minajael: Where did that come from?!
Rielle: Whoa! Let me throw it!
Minajael: Rielle, no!
MC: ...
MC: You just got yourself put under house arrest.
Malleus: *Maleficia denied his request to abdicate*
Malleus: ...
MC: ...
MC: *sighs* *sits beside him* Good thing your grandmother still let me visit you. She didn't listen to the Senate when they claimed I was the one who manipulated you into giving up the throne.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: I desire nothing more than for us to be an ordinary couple, child of man—one where you need not hesitate to acknowledge our bond.
MC: ...
MC: I want that too—more than anything else. But I can't live for hundreds of years. If you're going to give up everything just for me, what will you have left when I'm gone, hm?
Malleus: ...
Malleus: Then I shall resort to necromancy.
MC: Mal, no. I'll hate it.
Maleficia: Has my foolish grandson come to his senses?
MC: Yes, Your Majesty.
Maleficia: *lets out a quiet sigh* If he truly wishes to marry you, I could make you his secondary consort. However, you would inevitably become entangled in political struggles. I do not wish for you to endure such hardships, nor do I wish for others to see you as an opportunity to exploit my grandson's greatest weakness.
MC: ...
MC: If that's the case, then I'll keep a low profile.
Maleficia: Are you certain?
MC: Yes. I have no need for status, and I'll be nothing more than a fleeting moment in Malleus's long life. *smiles to themself* Even so, I want to make him happy for as long as I live.
Maleficia: ...
Knighter: *holding out a rose to MC*
MC: ...
MC: For me?
Knighter: Yes. But if you insist on remaining naïve and ignoring the training I gave you, you'll receive that rose at your funeral instead.
MC: ...
MC: *finding it cute, chuckles*
Knighter: Take this seriously, you fake Majesty.

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Savanaclaw student: Who mixed fucking Nair in my shampoo?!!
MC—a new Savanaclaw member: *laughs*
Savanaclaw student: It's you?!!
MC: What? No! I just have awful humor!
MC: But damn, where did all the hair go?
Ruggie: Down the drain. Shishishi!
Savanaclaw student: I'll kill you both!
Leona: I honestly think you're childish.
MC: Yeah, goo-goo-gaga. Give me nummies.
Leona: ...
Vil: *pets MC's head, keeping them close* Shh... it's all right, Potato. You know how Rook is—he becomes utterly captivated whenever he stumbles upon something that piques his interest.
MC: Like with his preys?
Vil: ...
Vil: I'll make certain you become nothing of the sort.
Ace: Wow, so the Pomefiore guys already know about this? Talk about being quick.
Deuce: But are you alright?
MC: *nods* Vil comforted me. Epel gave me some apples, and Rook gave me a dragon milk formula.
Ace and Deuce: ...
Ace: Hold up—You still drink milk?
MC: ...
Deuce: So what? Do you have a problem with that, Ace?
Ace: Bruh, I'm just asking. I'd gladly buy them baby stuff if needed.
MC: I'm well past the infant stage...
Ace: Yet you accepted the milk.
Deuce: The heck—You drink milk too!
Ace: "Adult milk"—Wait. That sounds wrong.
Deuce: *covers MC's ears*
Ace: Yo—
Epel: ...
MC: ...
MC: Epel, you've been staring.
Epel: O-Oh! Am I?
MC: *nods*
Epel: ...
Epel: I want to see you as a dragon.
MC: ...
MC: But you saw it in the photo.
Epel: I-In person, I mean! It's just unfair how Rook-senpai, Ace, and Deuce get to witness it. I'm your close friend too, y'know...
MC: ...
MC: I can't always do it. I try not to.
Epel: Why?
MC: We can be dangerous, and really destructive.
Epel: Oh... I see. *smiles reassuringly* That's okay. I'll just carve your dragon form on an apple.
MC: !!!
MC: You'll do that?
Epel: Yeah! It'll be amazing!
MC: ...
MC: Shit, I got promoted.
Barbatos: Congratulations, darling.
MC: Nooo! You helped me, and now my boss thinks I'm capable!
Barbatos: *chuckles* The ideas were yours. I merely lent you a hand so you could bring them to fruition more efficiently. The greater part of the work was still your own.
MC: ...Thanks, but mmmmrhrhrh! I want a work-life balance! I've been trying to maintain one for years now.
Barbatos: I see you are not particularly competitive. Or does that side of you only emerge under certain circumstances... such as when you're immersed in your visual novels and otome games?
MC: .................
MC: You didn't—
Barbatos: No. I did not touch your computer. You simply left your phone unattended, with one of your games still open. It would have been difficult not to notice. *smiles*
MC: ...
MC: Fuc—
Pierrot: *had been looking forward to the wedding night, but MC left to avoid consummating the marriage*
Pierrot: * is now sulking in bed, his eyes brimming with tears*
Pierrot: You're so mean, my dearest... Ngh...
MC: *walks into the room*
Pierrot: !!!
Pierrot: *immediately sits upright* Dearest!
MC: ...
Pierrot: Dearest...?
MC: *their brother caught them and made them drink, so now they're feeling a bit tipsy*
MC: ...
MC: Stop me. I might do something stupid.
Pierrot: ...
MC: ...
Pierrot: *looks like he received some loving*
MC: ...
MC: Please tell me it wasn't my doing.
Pierrot: *giggling* You're so wild, my dearest.
MC: Ugh. I'm gonna kill my brother.
Ace: Seriously? How can someone look so calm and put together, like you know exactly what's going on… and still be the biggest klutz alive?
MC: According to The Art of War, Chapter 1: "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
Ace: And?
MC: So far, I've only managed the latter.
Ace: *laughs*

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Can you imagine in WHB, what if MC had siblings/cousins, and maybe MC and their siblings/cousins have personalities represents the 7 heavenly virtues? ex. MC as the patient one, MC's sibling with a humble personality, MC's cousin with a charity personality?
So, basically, you want me to make OCs? =D
Obey Me!MC, with their dozen boyfriends, a girlfriend and an angel son, spending some time in the human realm and getting a job at a cafe
Only to immediately attract the attention of the Monster Circus feel very in character to me
Also I feel they’d be Far Too Chill about everything bc well. They’re used to it all already. Also Barbatos wouldn’t let them die
(But also the circus having to deal with the actual Prince of hell, his butler, the lords of sin, another demon lord, an immortal sorcerer, several angels and a reaper showing up bc one (1) of their members has a crush is very funny to me)
I could already imagine Jester's judgmental expression lmao 🤣