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Savanaclaw student: Who mixed fucking Nair in my shampoo?!!
MCâa new Savanaclaw member: *laughs*
Savanaclaw student: It's you?!!
MC: What? No! I just have awful humor!
MC: But damn, where did all the hair go?
Ruggie: Down the drain. Shishishi!
Savanaclaw student: I'll kill you both!
Leona: I honestly think you're childish.
MC: Yeah, goo-goo-gaga. Give me nummies.
Leona: ...
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Vil: *pets MC's head, keeping them close* Shh... it's all right, Potato. You know how Rook isâhe becomes utterly captivated whenever he stumbles upon something that piques his interest.
MC: Like with his preys?
Vil: ...
Vil: I'll make certain you become nothing of the sort.
Ace: Wow, so the Pomefiore guys already know about this? Talk about being quick.
Deuce: But are you alright?
MC: *nods* Vil comforted me. Epel gave me some apples, and Rook gave me a dragon milk formula.
Ace and Deuce: ...
Ace: Hold upâYou still drink milk?
MC: ...
Deuce: So what? Do you have a problem with that, Ace?
Ace: Bruh, I'm just asking. I'd gladly buy them baby stuff if needed.
MC: I'm well past the infant stage...
Ace: Yet you accepted the milk.
Deuce: The heckâYou drink milk too!
Ace: "Adult milk"âWait. That sounds wrong.
Deuce: *covers MC's ears*
Ace: Yoâ
Epel: ...
MC: ...
MC: Epel, you've been staring.
Epel: O-Oh! Am I?
MC: *nods*
Epel: ...
Epel: I want to see you as a dragon.
MC: ...
MC: But you saw it in the photo.
Epel: I-In person, I mean! It's just unfair how Rook-senpai, Ace, and Deuce get to witness it. I'm your close friend too, y'know...
MC: ...
MC: I can't always do it. I try not to.
Epel: Why?
MC: We can be dangerous, and really destructive.
Epel: Oh... I see. *smiles reassuringly* That's okay. I'll just carve your dragon form on an apple.
MC: !!!
MC: You'll do that?
Epel: Yeah! It'll be amazing!
MC: ...
MC: Shit, I got promoted.
Barbatos: Congratulations, darling.
MC: Nooo! You helped me, and now my boss thinks I'm capable!
Barbatos: *chuckles* The ideas were yours. I merely lent you a hand so you could bring them to fruition more efficiently. The greater part of the work was still your own.
MC: ...Thanks, but mmmmrhrhrh! I want a work-life balance! I've been trying to maintain one for years now.
Barbatos: I see you are not particularly competitive. Or does that side of you only emerge under certain circumstances... such as when you're immersed in your visual novels and otome games?
MC: .................
MC: You didn'tâ
Barbatos: No. I did not touch your computer. You simply left your phone unattended, with one of your games still open. It would have been difficult not to notice. *smiles*
MC: ...
MC: Fucâ
Pierrot: *had been looking forward to the wedding night, but MC left to avoid consummating the marriage*
Pierrot: * is now sulking in bed, his eyes brimming with tears*
Pierrot: You're so mean, my dearest... Ngh...
MC: *walks into the room*
Pierrot: !!!
Pierrot: *immediately sits upright* Dearest!
MC: ...
Pierrot: Dearest...?
MC: *their brother caught them and made them drink, so now they're feeling a bit tipsy*
MC: ...
MC: Stop me. I might do something stupid.
Pierrot: ...
MC: ...
Pierrot: *looks like he received some loving*
MC: ...
MC: Please tell me it wasn't my doing.
Pierrot: *giggling* You're so wild, my dearest.
MC: Ugh. I'm gonna kill my brother.
Ace: Seriously? How can someone look so calm and put together, like you know exactly what's going on⌠and still be the biggest klutz alive?
MC: According to The Art of War, Chapter 1: "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."
Ace: And?
MC: So far, I've only managed the latter.
Ace: *laughs*
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Can you imagine in WHB, what if MC had siblings/cousins, and maybe MC and their siblings/cousins have personalities represents the 7 heavenly virtues? ex. MC as the patient one, MC's sibling with a humble personality, MC's cousin with a charity personality?
So, basically, you want me to make OCs? =D
Obey Me!MC, with their dozen boyfriends, a girlfriend and an angel son, spending some time in the human realm and getting a job at a cafe
Only to immediately attract the attention of the Monster Circus feel very in character to me
Also I feel theyâd be Far Too Chill about everything bc well. Theyâre used to it all already. Also Barbatos wouldnât let them die
(But also the circus having to deal with the actual Prince of hell, his butler, the lords of sin, another demon lord, an immortal sorcerer, several angels and a reaper showing up bc one (1) of their members has a crush is very funny to me)
I could already imagine Jester's judgmental expression lmao đ¤Ł
Belphie: Beel, why are you holding your arms like you're carrying a baby?
Beel: ...
Beel: I don't know. I feel like I've done something like this before.
Belphie: No, Beel. I'm sure you didn't.
Beel: ...
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Malleus: Child of Man⌠I confess I dislike hearing you describe us as nothing more than a 'situationship.' Have we not already confessed our affections? Have we not answered one another's feelings without hesitation? If our hearts have chosen each other so plainly, then I see no reason to reduce our bond to something so uncertain.
MC: See, that's the problem. I can't really call you my boyfriend when, on paper, you're already engaged to someone else.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: If that is the obstacle before us, then I shall see the engagement dissolved. I will not wed someone I barely know.
MC: And what happens after that? It'll only spark another conflict. Come on, Mal. You're usually more responsible than this.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: Then enlighten me, Child of Man. What would you have me do?
MC: *smiles faintly* Just... stay with me while you still can.
Malleus: ...
Lilia: MC, come with me! Malleus has decided to cast aside his title!
MC: What?!
Have you ever consider Freak Circus except itâs Obey Me!MC?
I think itâd be funny
Like this?
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Harlequin: Heh⌠Who would've thought? A human so frightened of clowns⌠only to fall hopelessly in love with one.
MC: *their eyes squeezed shut* Oh shut up.
Harlequin: *chuckles, holding their hands* What a pity⌠If I weren't working today, I'd strip off this entire costume in a heartbeatâanything to make you feel at ease.
MC: ...
MC: I'll get used to it someday... I also want to watch your performance.
Harlequin: ...
Harlequin: *a wide grin spreads across his face, a faint blush dusting his cheeks* You're so sweet, kitten⌠It makes me want to devour you.
MC: ...
MC: Why did I have to like you, of all people?
Harlequin: You said it yourself, kitten. Love is a mysterious thing.
Ace: I just know your parents don't love you.
MC: *has the fashion sense of a scarecrow*
MC: ...
MC: Mfâ Even if you're right, you don't have to rub it in.
Ace: ...
Ace: Bruhâ You're really a neglected child?
MC: Fuck off.
Vil: You're one of a thousand faces.
MC: ...
MC: *flattered*
Vil: ...
Vil: It seems you don't understand why I just said.
MC: I do uncover work, so what you told me is a compliment.
Vil: Oh.
Vil: ...
Vil: *smiles* Interesting.
Barbatos: *smiles gently* My, you've been avoiding me as though I were a plague. Have I done something to earn such treatment, darling?
MC: N-No, that's not it⌠It's justâHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT AROUND YOU?! I thought I had my shit together yesterday, but that was completely ridiculous! You were handsome in the game, and you're even more handsome in real life! Do you understand?! I'm panicking!
Barbatos: *amused chuckle*
Barbatos: Come here. Weren't you rather eager to hug me? And if I recall correctly, you were quite curious about my tail. You may satisfy your curiosity now.
MC: I'm different in the game! A-And contrary to what you might think, I do have some sense of decorum!
Barbatos: ...
MC: ...
Barbatos: Pftâ *doesn't believe them*
MC: *their face gets red*
Yuu managing to make vow to never break or damage his phone again. The argument they used? "What if I get hurt at night and need help ASAP? Everyone else would take too long to reach me." He knows it's manipulation. He still falls for it bc he can't bear his beloved prefect being injured and alone (Alternative: He just moves them into Diasomnia)
(Alternative: He just marries them.)
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Your fics is definitely my daily dose of coffee every morningđ
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Jester: Should I reconsider my earlier impression of you?
MC: I still don't care much about things if they only affect meâbut not when they involve someone else. *received the news that their grandmother collapsed, though she's safe now*
Jester: ...
Jester: A fake wedding should work.
MC: They'd know. They're far more perceptive than I am.
Jester: ...
Pierrot: *celebrating*
MC and Jester: ...
Jester: Have you explained to him that it's only temporary?
MC: I did, but he has selective hearing.
Jester: ...
MC's brother: This is making me cry! *sobs*
MC: ...
MC: Scram.
MC's grandma: Thank you, dear... Now I can die in peace...
MC: I'm cancelling the wedding if you did.
Pierrot: *holding the grandma's hands* Please continue to live a few more years, AvĂł.
MC's brother: Yes! The grandkids, Gran! You still need to hold them!
MC's grandma: Ah, yes... *chuckles softly*
MC: That's not even going toâ Nevermind.