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Pierrot: * is now sulking in bed, his eyes brimming with tears*

Pierrot: You're so mean, my dearest... Ngh...

MC: *walks into the room*

Pierrot: !!!

Pierrot: *immediately sits upright* Dearest!

MC: ...

Pierrot: Dearest...?

MC: *their brother caught them and made them drink, so now they're feeling a bit tipsy*

MC: ...

MC: Stop me. I might do something stupid.

Pierrot: ...

MC: ...

Pierrot: *looks like he received some loving*

MC: ...

MC: Please tell me it wasn't my doing.

Pierrot: *giggling* You're so wild, my dearest.

MC: According to The Art of War, Chapter 1: "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."

Ace: And?

MC: So far, I've only managed the latter.

Only to immediately attract the attention of the Monster Circus feel very in character to me

Also I feel they’d be Far Too Chill about everything bc well. They’re used to it all already. Also Barbatos wouldn’t let them die

(But also the circus having to deal with the actual Prince of hell, his butler, the lords of sin, another demon lord, an immortal sorcerer, several angels and a reaper showing up bc one (1) of their members has a crush is very funny to me)

Beel: ...

Beel: I don't know. I feel like I've done something like this before.

Belphie: No, Beel. I'm sure you didn't.

Beel: ...

MC: See, that's the problem. I can't really call you my boyfriend when, on paper, you're already engaged to someone else.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: If that is the obstacle before us, then I shall see the engagement dissolved. I will not wed someone I barely know.

MC: And what happens after that? It'll only spark another conflict. Come on, Mal. You're usually more responsible than this.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Then enlighten me, Child of Man. What would you have me do?

MC: *smiles faintly* Just... stay with me while you still can.

Malleus: ...

Lilia: MC, come with me! Malleus has decided to cast aside his title!

I think it’d be funny

Like this?

MC: *their eyes squeezed shut* Oh shut up.

Harlequin: *chuckles, holding their hands* What a pity… If I weren't working today, I'd strip off this entire costume in a heartbeat—anything to make you feel at ease.

MC: ...

MC: I'll get used to it someday... I also want to watch your performance.

Harlequin: ...

Harlequin: *a wide grin spreads across his face, a faint blush dusting his cheeks* You're so sweet, kitten… It makes me want to devour you.

MC: ...

MC: Why did I have to like you, of all people?

MC: *has the fashion sense of a scarecrow*

MC: ...

MC: Mf— Even if you're right, you don't have to rub it in.

Ace: ...

Ace: Bruh— You're really a neglected child?

MC: ...

MC: *flattered*

Vil: ...

Vil: It seems you don't understand why I just said.

MC: I do uncover work, so what you told me is a compliment.

Vil: Oh.

Vil: ...

MC: N-No, that's not it… It's just—HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT AROUND YOU?! I thought I had my shit together yesterday, but that was completely ridiculous! You were handsome in the game, and you're even more handsome in real life! Do you understand?! I'm panicking!

Barbatos: *amused chuckle*

Barbatos: Come here. Weren't you rather eager to hug me? And if I recall correctly, you were quite curious about my tail. You may satisfy your curiosity now.

MC: I'm different in the game! A-And contrary to what you might think, I do have some sense of decorum!

Barbatos: ...

MC: ...

Barbatos: Pft— *doesn't believe them*

MC: I still don't care much about things if they only affect me—but not when they involve someone else. *received the news that their grandmother collapsed, though she's safe now*

Jester: ...

Jester: A fake wedding should work.

MC: They'd know. They're far more perceptive than I am.

Jester: ...

Pierrot: *celebrating*

MC and Jester: ...

Jester: Have you explained to him that it's only temporary?

MC: I did, but he has selective hearing.

Jester: ...

MC's brother: This is making me cry! *sobs*

MC: ...

MC: Scram.

MC's grandma: Thank you, dear... Now I can die in peace...

MC: I'm cancelling the wedding if you did.

Pierrot: *holding the grandma's hands* Please continue to live a few more years, Avó.

MC's brother: Yes! The grandkids, Gran! You still need to hold them!

MC's grandma: Ah, yes... *chuckles softly*

(my favourites are the one with Hades and where MC is a baby dragon)

THEY ARE AMAZING

🦝🦝🦝