"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
todays bird
Show & Tell

Origami Around

Product Placement
RMH
d e v o n

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor


shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
macklin celebrini has autism

I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

PR's Tumblrdome
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@oldladyskeleton
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

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an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite
this is doing numbers on bsky you people are dogs
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

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local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
Translation by me. :))
"The dream of a dream of love"
People would really twist themselves into a pretzel to justify the use of gendered terms as "gender neutral" for trans people when they ask them to stop, even though apologising and moving on is a much easier thing to do.
yeah. yeah.
we're all feeling normal huh

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣
ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please
don't think about your life past 9pm teto
more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.
Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".
Them: Oh, hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?
Me:

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taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams
she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy
this should be illegal i’m not jokinng