|NOT SPOILER FREE|

so i figured out this really easy trick a while ago and i needed to share it with yall

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

*while Bruce has WE investors around the manor for a business dinner*

Alfred: *opens cabinet full of alcohol* *reaches for a bottle of whiskey*

Jason, peeking his head around the doorway: psst, pst, Alfie, they still here?

Alfred, looking over, slightly amused: yes, Master Jason. if you wish to avoid having to exchange pleasantries with Master Bruce's associates, i recommend avoiding the main study.

Jason, grinning: neat, i can use the kitchen.

Jason, eyeing the bottle Alfred is going for: uh- whatcha doing...?

Alfred: Master Bruce has requested something to drink for him and his guests.

Jason, cautiously: ah....

*a hesitent beat*

Jason: you uh... you might wanna take a different bottle...?

Alfred: ?

Jason: well i'm pretty sure i stole and drank that one when i was like. fourteen? so yeah- i'm pretty sure that's apple juice in there, not whiskey.

Alfred:

Alfred, sighing: of course. *reaches for a different bottle*

Jason: *winces* not that one either. or- maybe not any of the ones on that row, actually.

Alfred:

Alfred, suspiciously narrowing his eyes: and... which bottle do you think i should take?

*a beat*

Jason: yeah you might wanna try a different cabinet.

Alfred:

Alfred: my boy, i think you may be an alcoholic.

Jason: -in my defence the pit makes it really hard to get drunk nowadays.

Alfred, pointedly raising an eyebrow: and when you were fourteen?

Jason:

Alfred:

Eridians' perception of the world relies on something that is completely absent in space — sound. They haven't been looking at the stars their entire existence the way we have. Their concept of aliens might only be as old as their discovery of astrophage. They made a bad ship, because it was their first one ever! Rocky himself says they rushed it, and that multiple (vital) things broke. Their mission was just as much of a Hail Mary pass as ours was — they had no idea what they were doing, if they could even travel in space safely. And, as it turns out, they couldn't.

Humans are the ones who have been doing it over multiple lifetimes. Mary is state of the art. We've been space farers longer than most humans have been alive. We can actually see through space. We are more likely to survive exposure to the void. We can encase our lighter, more flexible, more mobile bodies in a material that lets us walk outside of our ship, and, to a degree, we can get our bearings out there in a way Eridians just can't.

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD