woof woof wats for lunch lol

Please help my friend okay?

im probably doing a bad job of describing how urgent this is :'3 im in pain every day and suicidally stressed from being unable to support myself and the disability related chronic pain abab

please please please be less racist and transmisogynistic and ableist and fatphobic and youthphobic i can not fucking stand you people

STOP POSTING MEMES

this comes off as flippant but genuinely the only reason i don’t block mutuals for making and sharing jokes and comments which i find to be bigoted is because if i genuinely genuinely stuck to my principles with even just youthlib i would have no mutuals and unfortunately this site is my job so i have to keep playing friendly with genuinely very hateful and/or ignorant people. stop showing me “one of my favorite genders” stop showing me the posts where your favorite Woke Discourse Posters absolutely HAVE to use “braindead” and “childish” as ways to describe fascists. ohhhh my god and you’ll all make me out to be dramatic if i even try to care !!! oh i hate you all!!!

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

put her in subspace act normal so she doesn't expect anything and suddenly start asking her really strange confusing questions and really difficult logic puzzles and start timing her and really strongly implying you'll think less of her if she answers incorrectly and start asking really scary questions like you remembered to do the thing right and just stare when she asks what and go in a really disappointed voice "... nevermind"

I wanna see some high pressure sales from you if you want it. Sell me this pen, puppy.

You're dripping from my touch, eyes squeezed shut. My hand disappears from between your legs. You open your eyes in confusion and dread settles in as you see me standing up, naked, about to unpause the tedX logic puzzle. You safeword, straining against the handcuffs. I don't even turn around.

Remember, if you discover someone has a crush on you it's your duty to force her to admit it then make her beg for more of your attention until she is hopelessly addicted to you

certainly a fascinating phenomenon how anyone into deltarune that isn't """woke""" instinctually assumes and insists on kris being a cis guy. you know this if you go on twitter for like 10 minutes. fuckin... on r34 there's tags for "kris" and "kris (female)". but when people want to push back against that, they're like "kris' asab is none of your business!" and inevitably draw them in a binder. which could mean nothing and could reflect no sorts of implicit biases that people might have about transfemininity

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children