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homunculus-argument

A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.

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faggot-rat

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

drememoto

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

drememoto

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

madnessbrainworms

two different but very similar energies

humblegrub

triops are one of my all-time fave little guys

skirmishafray

their name comes from their three eyes. if i'm correctly recalling the Wikipedia page i read, they exist dormant, possibly for years, waiting for sufficient rainfall in the desert to emerge.

princess-rosiebird

th fuck r u doing in the cambrian ???

here-by-chance

im obsessed

the-real-seebs

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

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parkchanwoohoo

I can't take gauges seriously every time I see someone with em I think about this post

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

nowlander

c3rvida3

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

c3rvida3

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

winged-void

there's always a bit in nature documentaries where they start talking about reproduction and the voiceover suddenly becomes absurdly misogynistic as you suddenly understand just how attached every human involved with this project is to the word "female" and all of its implications

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avvrat

THERE IS A KOREAN SAYING

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

anarcho-catboyism

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

segamascott

guerrillatech

heartseeker

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

awbrainno

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

storms-and-illness

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

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viejospellejos

What the duck?

humanbeanisnotamused

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]