a stray dog irl

A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

Official ominous sign

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care 

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

really funny that the two responses to 1998 american godzilla in officially-produced japanese media are, respectively, "FUCK 1998 american godzilla he's LAME" (final wars) and "man 1998 american godzilla is so cool and would absolutely wreck humanity" (anime film trilogy prequel tie-in novel godzilla monster apocalypse)

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3