a stray dog irl

A new revolutionary therapy method combines CBT, CBT and CBT. The therapist gets you high and slaps your nuts every time you think things unhelpfully.

im just experimenting more with pieces yayy

Im so obsessed with Matthew who's convinced that Alfred is the favorite son. Arthur's attention is always on Alfred, he never forgets Alfred exists, never pretends hes not in the room, never leaves him behind when they go somewhere. And Alfred who's convinced that Matthew is the favorite, because even though Arthur forgets about him half the time when he doesn't hes kind and gentle. He gives Matthew the love and care that Alfred wishes he had. He never yells at Matthew, never criticizes him, never makes up reasons to be mad.

lmaoo

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

softness checkpoint it's time for me to check if you're soft by hugging and squishing you

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.