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imagine you were a vampire planning to finish the work of killing an insignificant mortal but the autism won and he became your special interest for the next 52 years. honestly embarrassing.

We are THIS CLOSE to having canonical, in-universe "Team Lestat vs Team Armand" fandom beefs a la Twilight 2005 and I for one can't wait

something i want in iwtv is for daniel to stay in the public eye just a little too long. like i want the in universe internet to be like “oh what an idiot🙄 he’s really trying to make us believe that vampires are real🥱🥱 that’s so cringe” and then 5 years pass and daniel still looks the same. and then 10 years. and then 15 years. and people start to go “….. hey man. this guy doesn’t seem to be aging. isn’t he like 85? and he’s completely fine…?…… maybe he IS a vampire…??!??!” i think daniel would find that very funny. then he’d just disappear at his very public 96th birthday party like bilbo baggins and the internet would have a field day