Comet, Bane of Abusive Parents

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

"you're a monster if you can't reblog." Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

Ok!

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

april showers bring wizard powers

holy shit i just learned something beautiful

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned