i watched a change in you

Less "if they really loved you, they wouldn't ever hurt you." More "hurt feelings and conflicts are an unavoidable part of life, but the people worthy of being in yours will apologize and work on their behavior once they realize they are hurting you. You can't expect perfection from anyone, but you can and should expect effort."

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

I would be okay with Sephiroth gravely wounding Genesis and having to nurse him back to health and eventually go to the Golden Saucer, get hitched in the spooky hotel, then kiss on the ferris wheel.

Yesssss 😍

If Sephiroth had left Shinra, part of me wouldn't really want him joining up with Avalanche tbh. I think he would certainly sympathize with Avalanche and probably would be propositioned as a candidate to join. But I honestly think that Sephiroth probably would just want to live the rest of his life in peace not being a pawn in someone else's game. He's tired.

Sephiroth needs to fuck off into the wilderness and become a local cryptid. Maybe he protects a local village from danger but he doesn't interact with anyone except the local brave kids who dare each other to enter the forest to find the silver beast.

Sephiroth would likely live an extended life too due to his Jenova cells. So he'd become an urban legend for several hundred years lmao like the Jersey Devil

Sephiroth is the type who just wants some peace and quiet. He'd spend a lot of time just resting and enjoying nature. He'd connect a lot with animals, but if the world were to be kind and embrace him, he might give it another shot in integrating with society. But it would definitely take years to undo a lot of the trauma that's been done to him.

Like I wonder if maybe these women have something else in common besides being rich? Maybe something like being in the public eye 24/7 and having 1000000000000 people a day comment on their bodies in public forums where everyone including them can see and hear it??

Sorry I'm not done. We are really at the "women developing anorexia is actually Another Way To Oppress You" level of backlash to feminism and "every single thing on earth is about Marxism" type discourse on the internet now? Really? Women are developing anorexia, a deadly disease that fucks up your organs forever and slashes decades off your life, to Show Off How Capitalist They Are and oppress you? And this is a take coming from "innerchildabortionclinic." Something something the reason abortion is the only serious feminist issue the left still likes to talk about has everything to do with being perceived as "edgy" and absolutely NOTHING to do with women's rights or bodily autonomy or seeing women as human beings, as is I think made VERY evident by this "hot take" by "innerchildabortionclinic" that women develop anorexia on purpose to show off how rich they are and oppress you. God all fucking mighty crawl back into Hot Topic and leave sick women the hell alone!!!

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.