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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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theres a webcomic where the artist buys adoptable sparkledog ocs from young deviantart artists and has them all as characters and it's so so fuckin good

its called Preeny Has To Repeat 6th Grade and you can read it here!

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imjunebitch

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

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Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

b0nkcreat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

creepymutelilbugger

atacked by my #MindWasp

b0nkcreat

Can you put those things on a leash please

creepymutelilbugger

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

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offshoreoilrig

What jobs even exist

dusturbutt

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

tabloidsores

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

kazauul

aspear berry fruit sticker!!

i really love the lil caterpie i drew, i wanna draw more of them eventually :)

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amaraqwolf

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

roach-works

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

mooreaux

Look how perfectly posed my little childe is ✨

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maylilithreign

can't leave that in the notes 😂

polarspaz

Noodleleon

If you were wondering how the hell Luis is still alive in this AU, well it's all thanks to Leon's magical healing spit!

The only reason the group even knew Leon had this the ability was because he accidentally sneezed all over Luis earlier, and when the poor man was able to wipe his face clean of dragon spit, they all noticed that the minor cuts and bruises on his skin had healed instantly.

The only issue Leon has with this is figuring out how to "apply" said magical spit. He's obviously hesitant to lick the wounds at first cause...EW? But he soon realizes that this is unfortunately the best way to do it, especially after dealing with Luis's severe stab wound.

(Also if you were wondering, the healing spit thing applies to Marvin too the Rookie version of this AU too!)

#this is too darn funny #resident evil #noodleleon #other people's art

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Safehouse

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Itchy snoot.

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Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

blackbearmagic

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

arachnospooky

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

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