cuppa tea?

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

just out of curiosity, why does it feel like the only social media the Red Dwarf fandom exists on is tumblr? It seems like we're a sort of decent size here, but when I try to find stuff on Twitter for example, it's like we don't exist?

nobody ever tells you that starting to watch bbc father brown could eventually lead to you obsessively scouring the internet for 1990s kenco coffee ads and getting unreasonably excited when you find one you’ve not seen before

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s 

okay but sean kingston literally had a point

i see a beautiful woman and become inconsolably suicidal

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

Guess what day it is again folks

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

so twitter is doing well

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.