Hold on to your hats

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

everyone's drinking "monster" and "ghost" so one must assume that both are real and there are factories for milking them. the evil of the soda industry knows no bounds

well I think it knows some bounds otherwise we'd all be thralls to a crisp can of dr. acula by now

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab