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I can't stop laughing at how silly this sauce dish looks when there's actually sauce in it
help him, he's drowning
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait thatâs actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OPâs heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OPâs heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.

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listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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Embrace the dark urges GaleâŚ..
(Clasping my hands together and begging tumblrs algorithm to not flag this one as NSFW plz plz plz-)
âŚdo you think, during his year of isolation, that Tara ever sat on Gale's chest while he was asleep and purred to try to heal the orb because it's like an ingrained biological cat type behaviour?
Had a patreon request for Gale cuddling Tara, so I had to make it angsty with this post in mind.
She's making biscuits on his chest đđ
Merry: confused awe
Frodo:Â confused awe
Sam:Â confused awe
Pippin: finally iâm getting the respect i deserve from these peasantsÂ
so accurate i am choking on my carrot. this is making me giggle harder than it should. I love Pippin so much.
no no no you guys donât understand, Pippin is someone really important in the Shire! The books donât talk about it a lot, and the movies wonât touch that stuff with a bargepole, but Pippin will be inheriting land rights to about a quarter of the Shire. Heâs second in line to becoming military leader of all Hobbits. His dad is currently in charge of that stuff, but heâs completely aware of it, and educated for it, and thatâs why heâs such an over privileged little shit in the books.
I thought it was a shame the movies didnât talk about class differences in the Shire. Also puts M&P stealing food in an uglier light.
To be fair, at the time of the Party, Pippin would have been 12, which puts it back into a more acceptable light. Â And theyâre stealing food from Bilbo, a wealthy and eccentric family member, which again makes things a bit different.
But yes, when they call Pippin Ernil i Perrianath - Prince of the Halflings - they are actually completely spot on.
And when Pippin tells Bergil âmy father farms the land around Tuckboroughâ heâs deliberately downplaying his class so that he can greet the boy as an equal rather than a superior.  Itâs Pippinâs most adult moment in the series.  Bergil is engaging in a status contest which Pippin can totally win - but instead chooses not to compete.  Pippin is a gilded and spoiled lordling in the Shire, but he becomes a Man of Gondor.
Yeah, to add a bit of unnecessary trivia/level of preciseness, Frodo is the oldest of the four; he was born in 2968, was (obviously) 33 at the time of the Party, and so heâs 51 here. Samâs second-oldest; born in 2980, he was 21 when Bilbo left and is 39 at this point. Merryâs two years younger than Sam, making him 18 or 19 in 3001, when the Party took place, and Pippin was born in 2990, so he was actually 10 or 11 during the Party, and during this scene theyâre ~37 and ~29, respectively.
So yeah, Pippinâs the youngest by a lot. Plus, taking hobbit aging into account, he really is still in the equivalent of his teens; remember the Party was half to celebrate Frodoâs coming-of-age at 33, and Pippinâs around twenty years younger than Frodo.Â
This fucked me up. I didnât read the books and in the movie it was shown like Frodo took off with the ring like 2 days after Bilboâs gone away, but it was 17 years after that. OMFG.
Also worth noting that âMerry and Pippin stealing foodâ isnât in the book - raiding Farmer Maggotâs fields, specifically the mushrooms, is something Frodo used to do when he was a kid, before his parents died and he moved to Hobbiton to live with Bilbo. Frodoâs still afraid of Maggotâs guard dogs, but the farmer himself is sympathetic and helpful when he finds Frodo & Co. cutting through his field.
And this is specifically invoked in the books at the Council of Elrond, where Elrond argues against Pippin in particular going, because he is so young. Heâs okay with Merry going but wants to keep Pippin in Rivendell. Elrond has serious misgivings against sending an early-teenager off to face the Shadow, and given what happens to Pippin in The Two Towers, he was not wrong.
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This is just so great. I justâI canât.
Merry is also a prince of sorts - his father is Master of Buckland, which is the semi-autonomous boundary community between the Brandywine river and the Old Forest (never, alas, discussed in the movies). Merry and Pippin are friends in the books in part because theyâre of relatively equal status and in part because theyâre cousins (like all nobs, Shire nobs mostly marry each other).
However, the books also clearly make Merry the Responsible One, even though heâs only been a full adult for four years. (Think early 20s in human terms.) Merry buys and prepares the house at Crickhollow. Merry figures out the secret of the ring before Bilbo even gives it to Frodo, but Merry keeps Bilboâs secret. Merry convinces Sam to spy on Frodo. Merry explains that theyâre all joining Frodo on the Quest, whether Frodo wants them to or not. Merry cautions about the Old Forest and doesnât go down to drink in the taproom at the Prancing Pony.
So in the books, Merry isnât Pippinâs partner in pranks - instead, Merry and Pippin spend all their time together on the Quest because Merryâs looking after his younger cousin. Can you imagine what his mother would say if he came home without Pippin? Merry can, and thatâs why he takes some pretty absurd personal risks during the books to make sure that doesnât happen. Like, he literally rides into battle on the back of someone elseâs horse, in disguise, because Pippin is probably somewhere in that battle.
Merry is 99%* common sense unless Pippin is involved, and then he is 100% save/rescue/protect/support Pippin. The character growth and maturation we see in Merry in the movies isnât in the books; instead he has almost the exact opposite arc of becoming an extreme risk-taker, driven by his protective instincts.
(*The other 1% stabbed a ringwraith in the calf that one time, but we can argue that this was due to a natural expansion of Merryâs protective instincts toward Eowyn, with whom heâd bonded quite a lot recently, and toward Theoden, who he deeply respected as being kind of like his dad.)
bonus kleenex moment:
when pippin finds merry stumbling half-blind and sick through the streets of Minas Tirith after killing the Ringwraith, he tells Merry âPoor old fellow! Iâll look after you,â half-carries him to the healing halls, and is worried sick about him until he can finally get Aragorn in to give him medicine.
Itâs the first time in the story that Pippin has looked after Merry, instead of the other way around.
It shows that Pippin has grown up, that he can protect the people who always protected him.
This is also why itâs awesome when they finally come back to the Shire, and Sarumanâs made a right mess of things, and itâs Merry and Pippin that kick ass and take names. Theyâre the closest things the Shire has to princes and military leaders, and theyâve just had adventures that make this look like a minor action. Frodoâs tired, and Samâs just worried about Frodo, and Merry and Pippin are like hold my pint, I got this.
Something I noticed when seeing the Fellowship on the big screen again for the first time in 20-ish years was the details they put into the character costumes that tell you a lot about the hobbits without even saying a word.
While the clothing is of a general style - shirt, waistcoat for gentlefolk, breeches and coat, itâs the details on all of them that show how much thought was put into the costumes.
Compared to the average hobbit, Bilbo and Frodo both have well cut shirts made of fine fabrics and velvet or brocade waistcoats, showing their respectable and comfortably wealthy status.
Compare Frodoâs clothing with Sam and the other hobbits in the bar - similar in style, but Frodoâs is clearly well-to-do compared to the coarser fabrics Sam and the others wear, which makes sense when Sam is a gardener and doing manual labour.
Then we have Merry and Pippin in the same scene:
Like Frodo, Merry does have a nicer cut of shirt and waistcoat in a bold colour, but not quite as fancy. Meanwhile Pip, who is a kid at this point, doesnât wear one yet.
And this shot of the boys in Rivendell really brings home the difference in the quality and expense of their clothes.
Pippin has a fine white shirt with a lace patterned collar and his braces are intricately woven, both things that would be markers of high-quality, labour intensive fibrework, not to mention the fancy white buttons.
Samâs collar, by comparison has clear hand-stitching and the fabric of both the shirt and waistcoat are much coarser and more natural colours with buttons probably made from horn or wood.
Merryâs shirt is definitely a step or two up from Sam, but definitely not near the fanciness and quality of Pippinâs or Frodoâs. Likewise, his waistcoat is more elaborate than Samâs with quilted patterning, but itâs also not the same quality as Frodoâs velvets and brocades.
They didnât say much about the shire class structure in the film, but the costume designers definitely knew what they were about.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
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These ain't staying in the tags
Baldurâs Gate 3 experience is going fine i guess
i hate when men complain about womenâs body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth
I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white
wouldnât that make the shark a
grate white
This post got weird
This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasnât a destination so much as a jumping off point.
Iâve never been so surprised not to encounter the word âsmoothâ in a text post
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sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and iâm like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard
If this little book should see the light after its 100 years of entombment, I would like its readers to know that the author was a lover of her own sex and devoted the best years of her life in striving for the political equality and social and moral elevation of women.
âThe Great Geysers of Californiaâ by Laura De Force Gordon, 1879, unearthed from a 100-year-old time capsule in San Francisco, 1979.
âWouldnât it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.â
Gordon Bowsher to Gilbert Bradley, 1940s
Love, Leda by Mark Hyatt spent half a century as samizdat, available only to a slack handful of people who had known him in life. And then it got properly published and is incredible! It records facets of working class gay life in London that we would never have had recorded otherwise!
But it always makes me think how many other manuscripts like it were lost - Stuff written by working class gays about the forbidden Stuff, then just hoyed in a drawer or tucked up in the lid of a typewriter case and never seen again.
Which is why we need to write.
Also, 12th of February! Record a day diary for the Mass Observation Archiveâs QUEER EVERYDAY!
https://massobs.org.uk/queer-everyday/

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hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out "bibby" for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?
Im the bf btw I made fanart
My wifeâs idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
Iâm not complaining the way sheâs done it is much better than it was itâs just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and itâs only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get âkitchen cleaningâ carnival tickets, I canât use that to clean my bedroom, thatâs not where the carnival is.