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bork is on sale

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realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for βwhat everyone thinksβ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you donβt have to live your actual life like youβre being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no youβre actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. thatβs just tumblrs georg making you feel that way
Purity culture is when you wear this kind of hat
so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.
Who the fuck is going back in my archive and reblogging my shitty captain america post

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Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it
Futures
Made of
Ethical romantasy
(Getting swindled by a genie) itβs like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
in between bouts of crying im cooking up some lethal dead dad jokes
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Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they donβt have to do that? The characters donβt have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe thatβs asking too much
Silly mouse boy
this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
IN A ROW?
oh my god the lipsync on this is so good
luckbethelady
the thing about State Parks is they range from Pleasant Nothingburger #52 to The Tightest Shit You Ever Saw That Nobody's Heard Of
imagine randomly stumbling across Palouse Falls State Park in the middle of bugfuck nowhere single-lane highway and fields in every direction. it could happen to you. it happened to me.

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One cool (derogatory, resentful) thing about being officially declared hypermobile is how hyper aware I am now of all my joints and my bony ankles casually smacking together like castanets whenever I lie down on my side
:) very cool and not at all painful :))))
the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on