Howdy! I’m James (they/them) and I write sometimes. :)
You can find my AO3 here | My tag for writing (and sometimes complaining about writing) is #james writes | I also have a podfic sideblog here | I also started doing pixel art recently and my art tag is #james does art
Current Writing Challenges I’m working on:
Bad Things Happen Bingo
100 Prompt Fills
If you take a peak and have any suggestions/requests/etc for either, send an ask! I’m totally open to ideas :)
Masterlist under the cut (updated 02/27/25)
Original Work
-> Card Trick [Horror & Comedy, T, 555, 2024] — Never Walk Into The Bog
-> Sleight of Hand [Horror & Comedy, T, 1k, 2024] — Caroline moved to the foothills to have an escape. She gets to work nine to five and then the world is her oyster from five to nine—that’s what the real estate agent promised. She hasn’t been on a walk once in the six months that she’s lived here. Today that changes.
Avatar: the Last Airbender
-> No Offense To The Universe or Whatever, But I’d Choose My Family Over Mystic Cosmic Energy Any Day [Gen, G, 1k, 2019] — A rewrite of the scene in S02E19: “The Guru” where Aang locks his final chakra because he can’t give up his earthly attachments but with more platonic love and sibling bonds this time around.
Friends
-> The One Where Rachel Comes Out [Rachel/Monica, T, 3k, 2021] — A rewrite of S01E24 “The One Where Rachel Finds Out” where Rachel and Monica are together, and finding out about Ross’s feelings sort of throws them for a loop since no one knows.
Gilmore Girls
-> All To Reveal A Secret We Can’t Hide [Gen, T, 1k, 2018, Fandom Ace Fest] — Asexual and Biromantic!Rory coming out to her mom. Set approximately in Season 3, so mentioned Rory/Jess, but no actual Rory/Jess scenes or anything.
-> Five Times Rory Asked Paris About Parenthood & One Time Paris Asked Rory [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] — A 5+1 with Rory and Paris as they talk about starting a family.
-> I Can Hate You From A Distance, I Can Learn To Let You Go [Gen, T, 839, 2024] — Rory & Paris take on this prompt: roommate A grabs the baseball bat only to find roommate B eating pickles and macarons in the kitchen at 4 in the morning. AU after Bridesmaid Revisited where Rory and Logan stay broken up.
-> The Art of Failing [Rory/Jess, T, 2k, 2023] — It’s the 2008 recession. Rory loses her job, but finds a friend.
-> this could be good (i can’t change even if i wanted to) [Paris/Rory, T, 3k, 2018] — Rory’s girlfriend invites her to a fancy Hanukkah celebration held by her family, but there are a few problems: Rory has no idea how to act at a fancy event and nobody knows that Rory and Paris are dating.
-> three words, two hearts, one maybe [Paris/Rory, T, 2k, 2018] — Rory and Paris (finally) get together. Set in their senior year at Yale, slight AU, where Doyle broke up with Paris at some point and Rory didn’t get back with Logan after she found out about all the girls he slept with during Thanksgiving (because she actually had standards- and another blonde in her life).
-> we are not perfect, but we’ll learn from our mistakes [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] — Paris tries to make coffee for Rory with horrible results. Set sometime after season seven but the Revival doesn’t exist here.
-> Why Do You Feel So Down [Paris/Rory, T, 928, 2018] — Rory has been distant lately and Paris is going to get to the bottom of it.
-> Would You Be So Kind As To Fall In Love With Me? [Paris/Rory, T, 5k, 2019] — A Spring Break AU wherein Paris and Rory get together. Well, about three weeks after the fact anyway.
Marvel
-> What In The World’s Come Over You? [Peter Parker-centric Gen, T, 1k, 2024] — Peter’s senses are on the fritz, and he can’t seem to fix them.
-> You haven’t got one good reason for being alone [Peter & Peter B., T, 4k, 2022] — It’s May’s birthday, the first one since she died, and Peter is not doing well.
The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
-> Training Montage [Duck & Aubrey, T, 1k, 2024] — Aubrey decides she wants to expand her skillset and asks Duck for help. Set between Season 1 and Season 2.
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One must imagine post stairwell kiss Shane floating back up the stairs, still glowing with a first time anal sex orgasmic haze, opening the door to his apartment. And when he gets to his bedroom he fully intends to strip his bed of his messy sheets - he really does!! But when he picks up his pillow, he catches a whiff of Rozanov's douchey fuck boy cologne and deodorant combo that Shane is now and forever going to associate with getting fucked, and he's gonna collapse face first back onto his messy bed, the bed they made a mess of together, and he's gonna hump his still sensitive dick against the mattress while huffing the smell of Rozanov Rozanov Rozanov, and he's gonna come to the memory of getting fucked face down just like this and his whole body is gonna feel all achy and trembly and so deliciously spent. And it's gross and maybe a little ridiculous but it's also gonna occur to Shane that a giddy, dreamy smile has been plastered on his face the whole time.
And while he's changing his sheets, he's going to be shyly composing his next text to Rozanov in his head. He won't send it too soon, obviously - he's heard what the guys in the locker room say about the girls they hookup with who text the next day - he doesn't want to seem needy but, well... Tonight was just so good. Surely Rozanov wants to do it again, too
Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??
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Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
it's very funny to me that the advice in the notes divides cleanly into two camps:
Actually actionable advice (break it down into smaller pieces, leave and come back later, find somebody to do it with you so you aren't doing it alone)
People who are Jared, 19 and just say something that's fundamentally a variation on "just do it scared"
Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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