Howdy! Iâm James (they/them) and I write sometimes. :)
You can find my AO3 here | My tag for writing (and sometimes complaining about writing) is #james writes | I also have a podfic sideblog here | I also started doing pixel art recently and my art tag is #james does art
Current Writing Challenges Iâm working on:
Bad Things Happen Bingo
100 Prompt Fills
If you take a peak and have any suggestions/requests/etc for either, send an ask! Iâm totally open to ideas :)
Masterlist under the cut (updated 02/27/25)
Original Work
-> Card Trick [Horror & Comedy, T, 555, 2024] â Never Walk Into The Bog
-> Sleight of Hand [Horror & Comedy, T, 1k, 2024] â Caroline moved to the foothills to have an escape. She gets to work nine to five and then the world is her oyster from five to nineâthatâs what the real estate agent promised. She hasnât been on a walk once in the six months that sheâs lived here. Today that changes.
Avatar: the Last Airbender
-> No Offense To The Universe or Whatever, But Iâd Choose My Family Over Mystic Cosmic Energy Any Day [Gen, G, 1k, 2019] â A rewrite of the scene in S02E19: âThe Guruâ where Aang locks his final chakra because he canât give up his earthly attachments but with more platonic love and sibling bonds this time around.
Friends
-> The One Where Rachel Comes Out [Rachel/Monica, T, 3k, 2021] â A rewrite of S01E24 âThe One Where Rachel Finds Outâ where Rachel and Monica are together, and finding out about Rossâs feelings sort of throws them for a loop since no one knows.
Gilmore Girls
-> All To Reveal A Secret We Canât Hide [Gen, T, 1k, 2018, Fandom Ace Fest] â Asexual and Biromantic!Rory coming out to her mom. Set approximately in Season 3, so mentioned Rory/Jess, but no actual Rory/Jess scenes or anything.
-> Five Times Rory Asked Paris About Parenthood & One Time Paris Asked Rory [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] â A 5+1 with Rory and Paris as they talk about starting a family.
-> I Can Hate You From A Distance, I Can Learn To Let You Go [Gen, T, 839, 2024] â Rory & Paris take on this prompt: roommate A grabs the baseball bat only to find roommate B eating pickles and macarons in the kitchen at 4 in the morning. AU after Bridesmaid Revisited where Rory and Logan stay broken up.
-> The Art of Failing [Rory/Jess, T, 2k, 2023] â Itâs the 2008 recession. Rory loses her job, but finds a friend.
-> this could be good (i canât change even if i wanted to) [Paris/Rory, T, 3k, 2018] â Roryâs girlfriend invites her to a fancy Hanukkah celebration held by her family, but there are a few problems: Rory has no idea how to act at a fancy event and nobody knows that Rory and Paris are dating.
-> three words, two hearts, one maybe [Paris/Rory, T, 2k, 2018] â Rory and Paris (finally) get together. Set in their senior year at Yale, slight AU, where Doyle broke up with Paris at some point and Rory didnât get back with Logan after she found out about all the girls he slept with during Thanksgiving (because she actually had standards- and another blonde in her life).
-> we are not perfect, but weâll learn from our mistakes [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] â Paris tries to make coffee for Rory with horrible results. Set sometime after season seven but the Revival doesnât exist here.
-> Why Do You Feel So Down [Paris/Rory, T, 928, 2018] â Rory has been distant lately and Paris is going to get to the bottom of it.
-> Would You Be So Kind As To Fall In Love With Me? [Paris/Rory, T, 5k, 2019] â A Spring Break AU wherein Paris and Rory get together. Well, about three weeks after the fact anyway.
Marvel
-> What In The Worldâs Come Over You? [Peter Parker-centric Gen, T, 1k, 2024] â Peterâs senses are on the fritz, and he canât seem to fix them.
-> You havenât got one good reason for being alone [Peter & Peter B., T, 4k, 2022] â Itâs Mayâs birthday, the first one since she died, and Peter is not doing well.
The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
-> Training Montage [Duck & Aubrey, T, 1k, 2024] â Aubrey decides she wants to expand her skillset and asks Duck for help. Set between Season 1 and Season 2.
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you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb donât strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. itâs not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you donât have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. itâs not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesnât mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.
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I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.
my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)
incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).
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