Howdy! I’m James (they/them) and I write sometimes. :)
You can find my AO3 here | My tag for writing (and sometimes complaining about writing) is #james writes | I also have a podfic sideblog here | I also started doing pixel art recently and my art tag is #james does art
Current Writing Challenges I’m working on:
Bad Things Happen Bingo
100 Prompt Fills
If you take a peak and have any suggestions/requests/etc for either, send an ask! I’m totally open to ideas :)
Masterlist under the cut (updated 02/27/25)
Original Work
-> Card Trick [Horror & Comedy, T, 555, 2024] — Never Walk Into The Bog
-> Sleight of Hand [Horror & Comedy, T, 1k, 2024] — Caroline moved to the foothills to have an escape. She gets to work nine to five and then the world is her oyster from five to nine—that’s what the real estate agent promised. She hasn’t been on a walk once in the six months that she’s lived here. Today that changes.
Avatar: the Last Airbender
-> No Offense To The Universe or Whatever, But I’d Choose My Family Over Mystic Cosmic Energy Any Day [Gen, G, 1k, 2019] — A rewrite of the scene in S02E19: “The Guru” where Aang locks his final chakra because he can’t give up his earthly attachments but with more platonic love and sibling bonds this time around.
Friends
-> The One Where Rachel Comes Out [Rachel/Monica, T, 3k, 2021] — A rewrite of S01E24 “The One Where Rachel Finds Out” where Rachel and Monica are together, and finding out about Ross’s feelings sort of throws them for a loop since no one knows.
Gilmore Girls
-> All To Reveal A Secret We Can’t Hide [Gen, T, 1k, 2018, Fandom Ace Fest] — Asexual and Biromantic!Rory coming out to her mom. Set approximately in Season 3, so mentioned Rory/Jess, but no actual Rory/Jess scenes or anything.
-> Five Times Rory Asked Paris About Parenthood & One Time Paris Asked Rory [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] — A 5+1 with Rory and Paris as they talk about starting a family.
-> I Can Hate You From A Distance, I Can Learn To Let You Go [Gen, T, 839, 2024] — Rory & Paris take on this prompt: roommate A grabs the baseball bat only to find roommate B eating pickles and macarons in the kitchen at 4 in the morning. AU after Bridesmaid Revisited where Rory and Logan stay broken up.
-> The Art of Failing [Rory/Jess, T, 2k, 2023] — It’s the 2008 recession. Rory loses her job, but finds a friend.
-> this could be good (i can’t change even if i wanted to) [Paris/Rory, T, 3k, 2018] — Rory’s girlfriend invites her to a fancy Hanukkah celebration held by her family, but there are a few problems: Rory has no idea how to act at a fancy event and nobody knows that Rory and Paris are dating.
-> three words, two hearts, one maybe [Paris/Rory, T, 2k, 2018] — Rory and Paris (finally) get together. Set in their senior year at Yale, slight AU, where Doyle broke up with Paris at some point and Rory didn’t get back with Logan after she found out about all the girls he slept with during Thanksgiving (because she actually had standards- and another blonde in her life).
-> we are not perfect, but we’ll learn from our mistakes [Paris/Rory, T, 1k, 2018] — Paris tries to make coffee for Rory with horrible results. Set sometime after season seven but the Revival doesn’t exist here.
-> Why Do You Feel So Down [Paris/Rory, T, 928, 2018] — Rory has been distant lately and Paris is going to get to the bottom of it.
-> Would You Be So Kind As To Fall In Love With Me? [Paris/Rory, T, 5k, 2019] — A Spring Break AU wherein Paris and Rory get together. Well, about three weeks after the fact anyway.
Marvel
-> What In The World’s Come Over You? [Peter Parker-centric Gen, T, 1k, 2024] — Peter’s senses are on the fritz, and he can’t seem to fix them.
-> You haven’t got one good reason for being alone [Peter & Peter B., T, 4k, 2022] — It’s May’s birthday, the first one since she died, and Peter is not doing well.
The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
-> Training Montage [Duck & Aubrey, T, 1k, 2024] — Aubrey decides she wants to expand her skillset and asks Duck for help. Set between Season 1 and Season 2.
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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
Mutual pining is great, but you know what's even better? Mutual pining where they're both fully aware the feelings are requited, they just can't do anything about it for other reasons. Or maybe they technically could but they've had to choose not to, because of The Circumstances.
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I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.
HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️
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