"Up to her pretty neck in evil" -Batman

im the baddest bitch on allrecipes.com

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

ain't no way so many grown people I follow are either into the hotel show or the circus show. you people are under spells.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

Your mother is the only one who understands me

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.