pick up your sword, bruh

maybe i can feed the maidlings dryer sheets

theylike detergent powder and they like cleaning solution and descaler and stuff and they like dishwasher tablets too but its a bit embaressing after the whole tidepod thing a while ago so thosearent so popular anymore

hi i like sweets and meats mostly

god forbid a maidling add a litlte satutrday ngiht spice to its evenging i dodnt blame yo ufwhen yo utake al lmy rum

ITS MY RUM. IT DOESNT STOP BEING MY RUM JUST BECAUSE YOU HIDE IT SOMEWHERE.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

what if we started taking care of tall girls

like really taking care of tall girls

the notes on this are killing me why aren't we being taken care of why aren't we allowed to be small

they're letting ave mujica open for evanesence ? what a beautiful world we live in