pick up your sword, bruh

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

whenever i imagine someone getting tied to the train tracks i imagine it in a nondescript field like this

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

I think you’re all so smart and doing your best and I suspect it will work out in your favor too

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

That moment in Signalis when it casually mentions that the STAR units are 220 cm tall and all the lesbians playing the game have to suddenly start fanning themselves.

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially