pick up your sword, bruh

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

how fake slowburn enjoyers look at you when you hit them with that "watamote eventually genre shifts to yuri"

knowledge of the chapter number where watamote really starts shifting into yuri shouldn't be shared because everyone who asks for it has unworthy intentions and everyone who can be trusted with it doesn't care

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

being tma is feeling your whole life that if anyone found out what you really were they would hurt you and then finding out you were right.

they killed me for this

they killed me again for this

babe are you ok? you reblogged "true self" 3 times today

a lot of things "killed" destiny 2, but it's hard not to place the blame on them removing the entire first half of the game and starting you at endgame. not just because that personally disappointed me, but because that's visibly still stopping new players from trying the game in its final state

there's just no onboard at all. like, to the extent that this is still given as the reason not to start. it's hard to think of a more efficient way to stop new players from joining your mmo without literally barring them from registration. the things people talk positively about are, in a material way, impossible to experience now

save me ! save me !

Look, you're not getting out my tower that easily. You may as well just settle down!!!!

save me ! save me ! oh wont someone save me !