pick up your sword, bruh

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

currently waiting in the principals office

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

thTjhe y are calling my sister

shejustsighedrllyloud

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

the renegade jiejie gives a striking example of how verbal recognition of yummies gives way in practice to vegetables. endless overtures are made to the principles of yumminess, of the world-historical role which delicious foods play in the struggle of the proletariat. cheap acknowledgements are made to the outward qualities of yummies - the inclusion of garlic, tasty sauces, etc., cleverly glossing over the key ingredient of the dish. and yet, amidst the flagrant sophistry which presents dinner as yummies in form, upon examination of the facts, we discover clearly the actual content of dinner, which is, irreducibly, eggplant. only this question remains: how did such a shameless detractor ever enter into the ranks of th

i think she is angry now

if i cant learn to ride adult bike im killing myself

hwo does th.e wheels even stay uP this literally doesnt make sense. it shouldnt even be like th

what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck whAT THEF

JIEJIE I WILL NOT WEAR FUCKING KNEE PADS DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A STUPID BABY

scripe my fjcgking knee

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning