life is reason

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

"they kept him in a dark place like a cheese" is such a good sentence youd think it came from a shitpost. WRONG A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

California quail (Callipepla californica)

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

you have to be nicer to nonbinary transfems and that's literally the bare minimum

maybe just like. consider us at all please

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die