It's the Devil's Drink!

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i find the iron lung/phm crossover fandom deeply irritating if i can be honest. are you really so short on yaoi that you have to invent it out of whole cloth

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

Yeah things like « his husband » becoming « her husband » has already happened to the summary of one of my comics, and that summary was used to introduce my work in an article written about me. Around the time of that specific comic’s release. They couldn’t even bother to fucking fact check their crappy grammar tool’s suggestions 🫠

On one hand it's generally frowned upon to quote ARCs because things can change when the book is published, on the other hand I can write this entire review on this line saying a character's butt was 'jiggling like two Pringles'. I read this almost 48 hours ago and I am still reeling. what does it mean.

summer loving, happened so fast summer loving, pringles-shaped ass

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea