It's the Devil's Drink!

One of the administrators told me everyone from the latest expedition mysteriously showed at their homes and then died of cancer six months later so I asked how many expeditions there have been to Area X and he said every time something like this happens they just call for more volunteers for the next expedition so I said it just sounds like they're feeding expeditions to Area X and then one of the psychologists started crying

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

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Actually…, yeah 🥹

ctrl+a, ctrl+z, ctrl+x, ctrl+c and ctrl+v are so important to me that i barely even see them as keyboard shortcuts anymore. they're like my comrades and friends, my 'nakama' even. my rpg party

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden